It is the extremely formal thread!

[tan]

Alas, this thread is going to be about one being extremely formal in their posts, which means no contractions, using outdated words (such as alas), and whatnot.

Let one begin with being extremely formal.

[Lawr]

Hast thou lost thine nerve? Such strands of yarn such as this is surely to
be abandoned. I am how do they say, pulling your leg. *chuckles*

Have you lost your mine!? This thread will be left pretty soon. j/k.
1337 graw!!!11!!eleven1111lol111one1111!

[Zeromus_X]

It's an adorable kitten!!

Kitty!!!!!

[Lawr]

Truly!?

Truly!?

[NorthernChaosGod]

It's an adorable kitten!!

Kitty!!!!!

Thou hast already broken thine rule of "no contractions."

[Zeromus_X]

It is an adorable kitten!!

Kitty!!!!!

[Reine]

Such blatant impertinence. This is to be taken most seriously. However one must consider the nature of such forums. Therefore, such formalities are henceforth, useless

Wouldnt you agree dear sir?

[GooeyToast]

Have thou nothing better to do than to make an extremely formal thread? Woe is me! Go on, experience the stupendous joys of life! Let us not waste such precious time squandering around on foolish forums, no sir!

[Sylvie]

Duckletts once upon will swim upon the water that may be thoud for our life of thyn hast.

Translated:

Duckies swam in the water of life.

[drunkymonkey]

There's not enough booze.

[vorpal blade]

There's not enough booze

My good sir, it would appear that thou hast forgotten the rule of "no contractions," it seems. Or hast thou simply ignored it? Either way, thou must correct thy incorrectness.
However, I must disagree with thee and point out that more "booze," as thou called it, would do naught but impede our attempts at a formal conversation. Thus, it is therefore realized that beverages of an alcoholic nature should be therby kept from this thread of formality, else we would otherwise violate the rules of this thread, thus making it thereby ruined.
Indeed.

[drunkymonkey]

There's not enough booze

My good sir, it would appear that thou hast forgotten the rule of "no contractions," it seems. Or hast thou simply ignored it? Either way, thou must correct thy incorrectness.
However, I must disagree with thee and point out that more "booze," as thou called it, would do naught but impede our attempts at a formal conversation. Thus, it is therefore realized that beverages of an alcoholic nature should be therby kept from this thread of formality, else we would otherwise violate the rules of this thread, thus making it thereby ruined.
Indeed.

No. There's still not enough booze.

[Faris]

Sir it would be great if the banana trees stopped swinging over to take the beer. You know why the banana tree does this? It's because your monkey keeps leaving it next to it! BANANA TREES ARE GREEDY ALCOHOLICS EVERYONE KNOWS OF THIS!

Very good. Carry on, carry on.

[Giga Guess]

Truly, I find this thread unorthodox, bordering on bizarre. I find it almost....disturbing not to see leet-speak, or horrific grammatical errors wherever I rest my eyes.

[tan]

Truly, I find this thread unorthodox, bordering on bizarre. I find it almost....disturbing not to see leet-speak, or horrific grammatical errors wherever I rest my eyes.

Unorthodox or not, one must find it somewhat amusing to see thy people speaking in a language that has died out forevermore, thus being formal has become obsolete. However, through becoming obsolete it becomes extremely funny, one may say.

How art thou, my good friends? I was just lounging in the household of mine when some people came up to me and said angrily, "Alas, my good friend, that is not at all any good!"

wats up my homies!!!!??? i's just chillin' in ma hose when dese peeps came up and was like yo dog, dat ain't cool!