Who lives near Ontario, California and/or can get there?

[Strider]

It wouldn't be the first time I've dwelled in enemy territory. The only problem is that Chavez Ravine is pretty much across Los Angeles from where we'll be. If you wanna deal with that, I suppose it's not out of the question. Really, though, it's up to PeeGee 'cause it's his trip.

[Del Murder]

I'll only go if we show up in the 5th inning and leave in the 7th inning, like the true LA faithful.

[-N-]

Fine, I admit to living near Ontario, CA as well. Jeremy, I'm sorry. *regrets heavily*

[Strider]

You know you want pie, Neel.

[Xaven]

Where're yall gonna meet? The Ontario Mills? (A big big mall)

[Strider]

You know, that's possible, too, considering Ontario Mills is only about a couple mills from where we'll be staying. I really need to talk to Pie-pants tomorrow...

[Shlup]

Wednesday night is my bachelorette party (which you're invited to, Miriel), so Thursday I have to try to sleep off my hangover in time for my rehersal at 5, followed by the rehersal dinner. No time for PG. Besides, you know you'd end up being too azn so this way you're more likely to slip by me.

If you're only going to be here for the weekend I probably wont get to see you other than the wedding. Kishi's coming tomorrow so we'll just have to think of you while we're off having a gay ol' time.

And no Marie Calendars! Eww.

[Strider]

I'm still very bummed that I didn't get *my* invitation.

[Shlup]

The only reason Miriel and Del are invited is because Miriel is the photographer. The only reason Kishi is invited is because he's Ashley's date. The only reason Ashley's invited is because she's a bridesmaid. The only reason Sean and his wife are invited is because they've been my friends since high school and elementary school respectively. The only reason PG is invited is because he doesn't take "NO" for an answer. The only reason ButThePoncho is invited is because I have to marry someone. Oh yeah, and Kalen's coming too but that's because she's my other photographer.

What have you done for me lately? Maybe if you played the harp or something, but nooooo.

[Del Murder]

You should have just had an e-wedding. That way everyone could come and it saves a lot of money. hannah would take screenshots.

[Shlup]

I don't even have a response to that.

[Strider]

It's okay, I'd rather work, anyway.

[-N-]

Well, it would be rather ridiculous not to have a meetup at least around the time that everyone's going to be there. I personally just need to see Kishi with my own two eyes. It's like a smurfing religious obsession for me.

[Del Murder]

I imagine kishi has some kind of humanoid form not unlike Brainiac.

[Yamaneko]

I'll be there, but no one will know it's me. I'll be the guy from the Bud Light commercial.