The only reason Miriel and Del are invited is because Miriel is the photographer. The only reason Kishi is invited is because he's Ashley's date. The only reason Ashley's invited is because she's a bridesmaid. The only reason Sean and his wife are invited is because they've been my friends since high school and elementary school respectively. The only reason PG is invited is because he doesn't take "NO" for an answer. The only reason ButThePoncho is invited is because I have to marry someone. Oh yeah, and Kalen's coming too but that's because she's my other photographer.

What have you done for me lately? Maybe if you played the harp or something, but nooooo.