The beach to me is just sitting there without anything to do. Everything in nature is just sitting there with nothing to do to me. But that's because I'm a nerd, and true nerds don't like the sun we must be pale.
The beach to me is just sitting there without anything to do. Everything in nature is just sitting there with nothing to do to me. But that's because I'm a nerd, and true nerds don't like the sun we must be pale.
I love the beach, but I hate the sand. I HATE sand so smurfing much. The perfect beach would be a beach without sand.
I hate everything about beaches. I would rather swim in a pool.
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I'm from Florida and I love our beaches. Especially the Gulf. Right now the water is so warm that it feels like a bathtub. No storms yet, and no red tide. The Gulf is a beautiful blue and I wouldn't trade our sunsets for any others...
The beach I went to in Jamaica was AWESOME! My hotel was right next to the sea, and it was so much fun. Water is too darn salty though, yuck.
I hate beaches, but I love the ocean.
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I love the beach.
I like Avila Beach and Santa Cruz.
I love beach but I don't love getting my hair wet ;3
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I like the west coast beaches in New Zealand. They are so ugly and miserable. Like at Muriwai people eat LSD rather than ice cream. And people are always dying, too. Not that that's a good thing. Because that attracts all those emotional people that not many people in the world like. I guess that could be a good thing because then it gives the stoners someone to rip on. The stoners being ripped on by everyone else including the beach and the sharks. One time I was fishing there and this huge shark tried to eat my boat. There's also these guys that fish off the rocks and sometimes they get sucked into the sea. No more or less than any other beach? I don't know I don't go to other beaches enough to notice. Plus there are all these gannets that have one of the more depressing tales in the universe. Apparently if a male gannet has sex with another female gannet (one which is not his "life partner") then the other gannets can eat him. This might not be true. There's also this platform that sad people have to stand on to watch the gannets do NOTHING. One time it fell off. I mean I wasn't there but I had to make a card for the families of those harmed because my school liked doing things like that. I almost ate porcupine once. Oh and one time when I was at the beach I was like 7 years old and I tried to hold my mom's hand but I accidently grabbed this old man. I didn't know for like 10 minutes and I was talking to him and he didn't even tell me I was in the wrong place. Man that was scary. Last time I went there I used a stick to make some boobies in the sand. That wasn't really fun though but the alternative was drawing swastikas. I remember one time this sperm whale was so depressed by the sight of the beach it committed suicide on it. But all these hippies tried to save it and sang songs around it. My pop took me to see it and I kind of felt sad for it but happy at the same time because I guess his whale friends would be like "oh man that guy is hardcore". Oh and people get fined for sitting on the sand dunes which is the only fun part of the beach. I guess that's why everyone around here is depressed all the time and everyone is on drugs. Oh and there's like this military thing that happens there sometimes and you can find discarded bombshells and stuff. Plus there's lots of iron or something under the sand and hippies won't let anybody mine it. I don't care either way.
Here is a glimpse at what is probably one of the most depressing places on earth.
His name is Ben. I think. Nobody really cares about him enough and he wasn't actually supposed to be in the photo.
I don't really like the east coast beaches because the sun reflects off the sand and hurts my eyes. Plus I seem to get skin cancer twice as fast at those places. And everyone is more beautiful than me.
Dude. Atleast its not Blackpool beach. Instead of sand stuck to you you'd get rubbish and sewage
I hate the beaches too. You get sand in your hair and makes it disgusting, you get sunburnt, and Im not setting foot in the sea again
Beaches are highly overrated. I hate the feeling of sand so much it's unreal. It feels horrible on my hands and feet, but that's probably because I have these huge hobbit-like feet and yeti-like hands, so maybe I'm over-sensitive.
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This is pretty much how I feel about Beaches.Originally Posted by kikimm
I agree. I don't know where you live, but the beaches in California suck. For me anyways. The water's just way too cold, and it takes forever to get used to, and it's just not worth it anyways. Coming home from the beach is horrible too. Sand everywhere. On you, in the car, on other people and it won't go away and ugh.
Not fun anymore.
The beaches in Hawaii are alright, I guess, but when I went there I was normally in the pool, were I like it. Plus, the hotel was right next to the beaches, so you being covered in sand wasn't as much a problem. I was also 8 when I went, so playing in the sand was very amusing to me, now I just really can't stand beach sand.
In California, I find them horrible. Always have and probably always will.
You think you have bad beaches? Why not pop on over to Barry Island. Where all the muck of the Bristol Channel ends up.
I would kill to have a beach somewhere like Hawaii. Stop moaning.
I actually like beaches in the winter, much less people you can feel the sea breeze on your neck......ahhhhh thats the life. But sometimes it gets blooming cold and you freeze to death!:mog:
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