Ninjitsu tip thread.

[SummonerCloud]

Christmas...shut the hell up,for the love of god...

qojd kao,qaat.

veydtervn script...it owns...

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

SummonerCloud we do NOT call other members "idiots" and "dumbasses" on this site. We treat all members with dignity and respect. If you expect serious answers, make sure that is readily apparent in the beginning of the post, and generally keep to Eyes on Each Other, which has much stricter spam rules. Even so, your behavior is completely unwarranted. Don't let me see it again.

Christmas, you know what he wants from the thread. Stop spamming and don't post unless you have something constructive to add.

[Markus. D]

I have a funny feeling, that your NOT talking about a game.

You'll want to ask my friend about ninjitsu, he's a level 10 Ninja(In My opiniun) He always sneaks up on my before class at school. (He doesn't arrive as early as me.) Ok here are some tips, try to stay low to the ground at all times, and make surprise jumps occasionally. Don't leave your shurikens at home. If you want more tips... wait till tommorow, and PM me, my friend is coming over tommorow.

thank you for being the only serious person who took what i said for real.remember that you aren't smurfed up like some people...

Wait... is this about real-life or a game?

REAL smurfIN LIFE.


some of you surprised me,you had helped in other posts...

You need to choose your job class first.

but not you...can you EVER,smurfING STOP BEIN AN IDIOT?at least every one else was humorous sometimes but serious also....DAMNIT MAN,DON'T REPLY EVERY TIME WITH AN ASSENINE COMMENT UNLESS YOU HAVE SERIOUS ONES,TOO!!!

what the hell?
can you guys please be serious?
humor is ok but when EVERY GODDAM MOTHER smurfER IN THE POST BESIDES ONE ACT LIKE DUMBASSES THEN IT'S smurfED UP!

two words.

kunai.
hari-kiri.

really,my life is a living hell...if you only knew...so i channel this hatred..into one of the few things i care about.is self training and wanting to preserve a long drifting art wrong?i hate this industrialized pig farm that this world has become...99% of people sit on their fat asses and watch tv growing fatter...everyone is assholes..i am kind to other humans,yet i am discriminated and hated...why?

who in the hell am i?
why can't one preserve an ancient art...achive something without being hated...
it's like the other gluttonous pigs see that there is one who WON'T live like a freaking pig...and they try to beat them down because they wished they stood a decent chance at something besides weight gain and stupidity...
don't get me wrong,not everyone is NEAR like this,and i am not calling myself better than anyone..it's just stupid..


and no,i despise naruto.it is unrealistic in the art of the shinobi.

I commented in a serious matter.

edit: by the way, everyone, he is talking about the Nijutsu style martial art... not the Ninja.... or the FFX-2 Chinese Ninja.

[Sylvie]

I don't think ninjas flipped out on people and started cursing at them and whined about how bad their life was. You have a lot to learn if you want to be a ninja.

[Christmas]

<!--BEING A NINJA ISN'T THAT SIMPLE, MY DEAR FRIEND. -->

Knock it off.

~Void

[SummonerCloud]

I understand i have a long way to go.
That is why i ask for aid,is it not obvious?
also,i believe most did not say anything serious.
Void,i apologize for my conduct.it was...a temporary lapse in the reflecting pool of my mind.
Sometimes people act very foolish and incite things like this,i will do better to control that.
also,i very much understand my path's difficulty,and my life IS incredibly rough,and i DO care about this,which is why i asked you all.i remember stating in several of my posts laconically that i need straight answers...but christmas,oyu have defiled that wish...

anyways,i would appreciate it if this post could be set back on course...

[theundeadhero]

I was serious. In the original tick comic it talks all about being a ninja. The ninjas even get a chimney thrown at them by The Tick.

[Sylvie]

Well, www.entertheninja.com can give you good info on Ninjitsu.

[SummonerCloud]

theundead,that may be true you were werious...but when am i gonna get chimneys thrown at me?

and thank you gengi,i appreciate the help.
lol,too many things idiotically follow the ridiculous path of hat "they think" a shinobi is...they arent black wearing jumpie-fools...where in the hell did that come from?
it's idiotic,anyone agree?

[Reine]

Summoner Cloud, if you wanted everyone to take the thread eriously, you should have posted it in Eyes on Each Other.

I myself am still confused about the whole ninja thing.

[Xenyth]

I entered ninjitsu a few months ago and we learn a lot of rolling, self defence and stuff like that. The only thing I can say is that my teacher always told me to look at the opponent's face and not the hands or legs. Oh, and try to distract your opponents during a fight. My teacher's favourite style is to snap his fingers or clap at a different direction from where the opponent is looking and when the opponent is distracted he'd beat the poor guy up senseless =D

Hope I've been helpful

[Markus. D]

again. when training for sparring, learn a few basic Bushido maneuvers (oooh... typo) combining the both together will make you almost invincible.

also perhaps sub teach yourself Zetsumei Uchiwa for use of when you and the opposer is tired.

[Madame Adequate]

theundead,that may be true you were werious...but when am i gonna get chimneys thrown at me?

You fail on one of the most fundamental basics of becoming a ninja - you must be prepared for anything. You must be like the SAS to the power of Mossad in terms of what you are ready for. Having chimneys (Or indeed any other pieces of architecture) thrown at you is par for the course. The primary tactic to being a ninja is preperation. You can call yourself a ninja only when you can dodge a dozen chimneys, cornices, or indeed entire triumphal arches being hurled at you.

Things to aim for:

- Dress in black, with a scarf to cover your face. You're not a superhero, but your identity is your most important asset.
- Become a master of concealment, use the darkness and shadow for they are your elements.
- Pursue a victim until the assassination is carried out, no matter how long it takes.
- As a ninja, you can go for days without sleeping or eating. Use this to your advantage.
- Attack when people least expect it. Good examples would be while they are in the bath, while they are sleeping, and while they are cheesy toasties.
- You will, of course, become an expert in using all forms of ancient Japanese weapons.
- You will also become supreme in the use of unarmed combat, and will know twenty ways to kill a man using just your ears.

Things to avoid:

- Being afraid of the dark. It just won't work out.
- Being afraid of blood. No dice here either.
- You don't have to be sporting and not attack people while they're asleep.
- DO NOT listen to reason. Ever.
- If you're afraid of heights, it's not as crippling as blood or darkness, but it's a bit of a blow to your image nonetheless. Who fears a ninja that uses the elevator?
- If you crave pizza and announce your presence with "Cowabunga!" you're getting some of the fundamentals wrong.
- If your uniform incorporates a lot of colored lights and regular music, I recommend you assassinate the designer. (Assuming you can get close to him)
- Never, ever eat baked beans. Ever.

Now, a particularly wily enemy will try to tempt you out of hiding if he suspects you are nearby. No matter how much it hurts your honor, you must remain in the shadows. Some of the more common lines you would do well to desensitize yourself to are as follows.

"Hands up all those who'd like to build a Death Railway!"
"Quick, a dolphin! Kill it!"
"Hiroshima. What a laugh, eh?"
"Ninjas sleep with the bedroom light on."
"Koi carp? What an ugly fish!"
"Hirohito wore woman's clothing."
"More trade tariffs, eh? Scared of a little foreign competition, are we?"

[I adapted the above from the seminal "How To Be A Superhero" by Mark Leigh and Mark Lepine.]

[Roto13]

Don't forget to practice your ninja magic.

[No.78]

This is not the way to become a ninja! If you were actually serious about this whole thing you most certainly wouldn't ask for "tips" on a forum!! O.O