Best & Worst thing about the Opposite Sex

[Avarice-ness]

Guys Best.

When they state they act all tough and like a total A-hole but you know they're really squishy inside.
That they stand up for more things then a girl would.

Guys Worst.
When they over react to the smallest things.
When they are stubborn and won't talk to much.

Oh... Uh.. sorry I got <3's everywhere. =[

[Levian]

If you get beat up by someone, they won't help.

Ha!

The following listings does obviously not apply to every girl, it's just personal experience.

Sure, maybe you would help. Never said you wouldn't. It's impossible to make a list like this without generalising.

[Resha]

Guys are...just guys. O_O That speaks for itself, that word. See...

Best: Cute guys. Hot guys. Sweet guys. Nice guys. Funny guys.

Worst: The kind of guys that make you go "GUYS!!!!!!!!! JWFVWYFCV2FGV2 AGH GUYS!!!!!! KWGDFV2YF".

I just like italics that's all ^___^

[Skyblade]

Positive Aspects of Girls: Pretty much better at everything than guys. The girls I've met are usually more fun to talk to, have better taste, are nowhere near as idiotic, and are much better looking than guys that I meet.

Negative Aspects: They don't like me... Of course, neither do guys, so maybe that doesn't count.

[Sefie1999AD]

Wow, nice lists. I read through the entire thread.

Best about girls: they can be very comforting and understanding, deep conversations with them, often a very strong friendship with them if you two are "just friends". ^^

Worst about girls: some girls can be very backstabbing, pretending to be something they aren't, lying about their feelings, acting like they're your friend, but in reality, they want to stab you in the heart.

[NeoCracker]

Girls.

Best: They really do smell wonderful, consistently. It's uncanny, really. I go half a day without showering with a good helping of deodorant and I'm still stinky. Girls don't even need perfume, they just smell good. And they're comforting. A friendly girl can cheer a guy up just by paying attention to him. It also seems easier to open up to girls about personal things, because doing that with male friends is pretty tough - my friends are really into having a good time and joking around, so serious moments aren't common. Their bodies are also more attractive, and warm, and soft, and the hair and the eyes and the lips and whooooa.

Worst: Conversationally self-centered. Their thoughts and problems often override those of another, either ignoring the other person's problem by not offering advice or just transitioning into their own without resolving anything. Also, very emotional, and can draw things out or make a huge deal out of a small problem which can be easily resolved. A lot like to fill in silences with smalltalk, because they have nothing important to say otherwise, and drag out an awkward conversation for as long as possible while poorly pretending to sound interested in the answers to their "How are you?"s.

I can now see you sneaking up to random girls and then sniffing their hair like it was Crack. And after one extremely loud and long sniff you go, "Aahh". ITs quite the funny image. Wish you could see it like I do.

[Rocket Edge]

Girls.

Best: They really do smell wonderful, consistently. It's uncanny, really. I go half a day without showering with a good helping of deodorant and I'm still stinky. Girls don't even need perfume, they just smell good. And they're comforting. A friendly girl can cheer a guy up just by paying attention to him. It also seems easier to open up to girls about personal things, because doing that with male friends is pretty tough - my friends are really into having a good time and joking around, so serious moments aren't common. Their bodies are also more attractive, and warm, and soft, and the hair and the eyes and the lips and whooooa.

Worst: Conversationally self-centered. Their thoughts and problems often override those of another, either ignoring the other person's problem by not offering advice or just transitioning into their own without resolving anything. Also, very emotional, and can draw things out or make a huge deal out of a small problem which can be easily resolved. A lot like to fill in silences with smalltalk, because they have nothing important to say otherwise, and drag out an awkward conversation for as long as possible while poorly pretending to sound interested in the answers to their "How are you?"s.

I can now see you sneaking up to random girls and then sniffing their hair like it was Crack. And after one extremely loud and long sniff you go, "Aahh". ITs quite the funny image. Wish you could see it like I do.

Lol

[DeathKnight]

Women
Best: They marginally contribute to society
Worst: They are an enormous waste of time Not to mention a waste of valuable resources.

:laugh:

there are exceptions

[Madame Adequate]

Girls.

Best: They really do smell wonderful, consistently. It's uncanny, really. I go half a day without showering with a good helping of deodorant and I'm still stinky. Girls don't even need perfume, they just smell good. And they're comforting. A friendly girl can cheer a guy up just by paying attention to him. It also seems easier to open up to girls about personal things, because doing that with male friends is pretty tough - my friends are really into having a good time and joking around, so serious moments aren't common. Their bodies are also more attractive, and warm, and soft, and the hair and the eyes and the lips and whooooa.

Worst: Conversationally self-centered. Their thoughts and problems often override those of another, either ignoring the other person's problem by not offering advice or just transitioning into their own without resolving anything. Also, very emotional, and can draw things out or make a huge deal out of a small problem which can be easily resolved. A lot like to fill in silences with smalltalk, because they have nothing important to say otherwise, and drag out an awkward conversation for as long as possible while poorly pretending to sound interested in the answers to their "How are you?"s.

I can now see you sneaking up to random girls and then sniffing their hair like it was Crack. And after one extremely loud and long sniff you go, "Aahh". ITs quite the funny image. Wish you could see it like I do.

Oh, I assure you that I see it like you do.

Also I think my kidneys exploded from laughter

[Shiny]

Boys

Worst: They have hairy armpits with clunks of deordorant in them and they think it's okay, because they're guys. They make long lists of things they like and dislike about the opposite sex, and expect people to actually read them.
Best: Anything else

[Jojee]

Worst - Miriel hit the nail squarely on the head when she mentioned broken promises. If you say you're going to do something, then you do it. I think many men say they will do something just for the instant levity it brings to conflict. That is to say, men say they will do things they don't really want to do, and then don't do them, and then get mad when you get mad at them for not doing them, then they tell you they never wanted to do it and so you're like "so basically you lied about your willingness to do this" and they're like NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU STUPID GIRL. Or they tell you they forgot about it. Which means it didn't take importance in their mind, and it did in yours. Then they say you're trying to paint them into a corner by putting words in their mouth.

If you don't want to do something, or don't think something is important enough to remember or even note, then say so. I would rather you be truthful to me from go, than to mislead me and cause worse problems later.

Also, pay attention to me when you call me, or don't call me. That drives me bat[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] when people do that. Grah!

Yes!

And best: They're generally easier to talk to than girls :O And more fun to be around!

- Their cooking. The fact that they actually want to cook for you.

NEvar!! That's not... even a slightly accurate generalization! At least in the girls I know

[daggertrepe]

Guyz: Oh gosh some of them are REALLY hott, and on top pf that, they are really nice, I like it when they vow to protect us and hold us and squeeze us!

Bad things bout guys-

If you get them angry some of them can be very destructive, and most of the time they get very suspicious about other guys!

[NeoCracker]

Guyz: Oh gosh some of them are REALLY hott, and on top pf that, they are really nice, I like it when they vow to protect us and hold us and squeeze us!

Bad things bout guys-

If you get them angry some of them can be very destructive, and most of the time they get very suspicious about other guys!

They get suspisious cause they know what they would do if they were in teh other guys shoes, and they don't want it happening to them. So our suspicion is warrented.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Guyz: Oh gosh some of them are REALLY hott, and on top pf that, they are really nice, I like it when they vow to protect us and hold us and squeeze us!

Bad things bout guys-

If you get them angry some of them can be very destructive, and most of the time they get very suspicious about other guys!

They get suspisious cause they know what they would do if they were in teh other guys shoes, and they don't want it happening to them. So our suspicion is warrented.

Agreed.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, just tell it like it is, you lot. I get suspicious because I know from experience that girls can get hooked on random guys and cheat on you and/or leave you for them. The same reason that a girl would get suspicious if their guy was hanging around some girl a lot of the time. That's pretty normal, especially in the early stages of a (hopefully long term) relationship.