Quote Originally Posted by corncracker
Quote Originally Posted by Hsu
Girls.

Best: They really do smell wonderful, consistently. It's uncanny, really. I go half a day without showering with a good helping of deodorant and I'm still stinky. Girls don't even need perfume, they just smell good. And they're comforting. A friendly girl can cheer a guy up just by paying attention to him. It also seems easier to open up to girls about personal things, because doing that with male friends is pretty tough - my friends are really into having a good time and joking around, so serious moments aren't common. Their bodies are also more attractive, and warm, and soft, and the hair and the eyes and the lips and whooooa.

Worst: Conversationally self-centered. Their thoughts and problems often override those of another, either ignoring the other person's problem by not offering advice or just transitioning into their own without resolving anything. Also, very emotional, and can draw things out or make a huge deal out of a small problem which can be easily resolved. A lot like to fill in silences with smalltalk, because they have nothing important to say otherwise, and drag out an awkward conversation for as long as possible while poorly pretending to sound interested in the answers to their "How are you?"s.
I can now see you sneaking up to random girls and then sniffing their hair like it was Crack. And after one extremely loud and long sniff you go, "Aahh". ITs quite the funny image. Wish you could see it like I do.
Oh, I assure you that I see it like you do.

Also I think my kidneys exploded from laughter