Originally Posted by
emeraldweapon
Luther: Grrr, that does it. Witness my most powerful program! For now anyway, as soon as I upgrade the OS, it’ll be even better.
Cliff: I don’t what your stinking upgraded Osmium!
Mirage: He means operating system.
Cliff: I know that! I’m just trying to be cool and make wisecracks in the face of certain doom. You’re not helping!
Luther: Do you hear that sound?
Peppita: Your computer enhanced voice?
Luther: It’s the gates of the netherworld, opening to take you away...
*A giant anchor slams into the middle of the area, pouring what could be blood, or maybe raspberry jam, all over the floor.*
Nel: It’s going to take weeks to get this out of my clothes!
Fayt: Run away everyone!
*Everyone runs as far away as possible.*
Luther: Everyone go boom!
*A mass of explosions appear, but they don’t hit far enough to reach the party members.*
Roger: Ha, you missed me!
Luther: Let’s load the PAL version program this time... INSANITY PRELUDE!
*Another chained anchor slams into the ground, let more jam, blood, red cordial, whatever, floods the arena.*
Fayt: Run away again!
*The explosions hit further out this time, knocking everyone out. Except Adray, who chose to stand right next to Luther.*
Luther: What are you doing in my face?!
Adray: Now everyone can see how tackling the enemy head on is a good idea!
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