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FULLY-EQUIPPED ONINO KID (NOTE: The follow is a tad exaggerated)
Fully-Equipped Onion Kids are psychopathic killing machines. An FEOK has
two Onion Swords, Onion Armor, Onion Gloves and an Onion Helmet. They
have Adamantie-like armor, they don't NEED no stinkin' shields*, and swords
so forbidden the only one who dares pick them up is the FEOK. Just imagine
that kid who got picked on all throughout his high school days. This dude
unleashes the inner power of anger and builds up his body to the point of no
return. He exercises too much for his own good, and now he's back for revenge.
He can eliminate the entire football team who used to have hours of fun at
his expense with his eyes closed. If one were to cast Haste on him, not even
the most intense mental institutions (or any single armed force) could hold him
down. He is the single greatest fighter to ever live. The ninja pales in
comparison to the FEOK, so forget this drivel I was speaking about the ninja
being the perfect fighters (okay, maybe a skill level 70 ninja is better than
one of these guys at skill level 3, but still). If you happen to come upon
all that equipment dropped by those dragons in Sylx, well, the game'll be a bit
easier. If you do find all that equipment without much trouble, especially
those swords, you're pretty damn lucky, and I will also really hate you if you
do happen to accomplish that great stroke of luck (j/k). I think the moral of
the story is simple: Don't mess with fully equipped onion kids!!
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