Batman vs. Superman

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Batman : Excuse me..."Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

Batman : Now I'm going to kill you.

The Joker : YOU IDIOT! You made me! You dropped me into that batch of chemicals!

The Joker : That wasn't easy to get over! And don't think I didn't try...

Batman : I know you did.

Batman : You killed my parents.

The Joker : What??? *Spits out blood.* What are you talking about???

Batman : I made you...You made me first.

The Joker : Hey Bat-Brain! I was a kid when I killed your parents!

The Joker : I mean when I say I made you...You gotta say you made
me right!?

The Joker : How childish can you get!?

The Joker : You wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses would you?

[Del Murder]

The problem with Superman is of course that he's too powerful. So his adventures more rely on the villains to find a way to stop him, rather than him trying to stop the villains. This is why Lex Luthor is such a great character. He is the mastermind always trying to find a way to dupe Supes.

Batman is the opposite. Since he has no super power, it is up to him to outhink his enemy. This gives him a deeper character and provides for much more entertaining storylines, since in the end his great schemes actually work, while those against Superman always fail.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

There's one thing I don't understand about Superman how does his sidekick Supergirl have the same powers he has? I mean Supergirl obviously isn't from Krypton...I've never read a Superman comic book before and it's been a while since I've seen a Superman cartoon so this puzzles me. By the way is there a Superwoman? A long time ago I was in a movie and video game rental store called Video Update and I saw a movie that was entitled Superwoman.

[Peegee]

Batman : Excuse me..."Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

Batman : Now I'm going to kill you.

The Joker : YOU IDIOT! You made me! You dropped me into that batch of chemicals!

The Joker : That wasn't easy to get over! And don't think I didn't try...

Batman : I know you did.

Batman : You killed my parents.

The Joker : What??? *Spits out blood.* What are you talking about???

Batman : I made you...You made me first.

The Joker : Hey Bat-Brain! I was a kid when I killed your parents!

The Joker : I mean when I say I made you...You gotta say you made
me right!?

The Joker : How childish can you get!?

The Joker : You wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses would you?

I recognise some of those lines but not all. Are they all from Tim Burton's Batman?

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Yeah I was watching Tim Burton's Batman the other night on HBO 2.

[lady yunalesca]

batman owns superman!!! i hate superman, its such a copout!!!
"so, batman, how did you become a super hero?"

" i trained as a one man killing machine and after assuming the identity of the only thing that scared me to sacre the wrongdoers of this world i became an almost preternatural fighter of injustice"

"ok, cool, same question to you superman?"

"oh....uh..... i'm an alien"

"wtf"


superman sucks, batman is a sexy gothic dude!!!! no contest really!!!