My older brother calls me fat on a daily basis. I dont really care though. Im better then thatAnd cause im not fat
Too many things to repeat here.
Anything Joel has ever said to me, really. I mean seriously.
'slapnuts'. What the hell.
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[Holmes] Shut up, you cigarrette
'Douche' is the lamest insult I ever heard in my entire life. Anyone who says that word just sounds so much more of a failure than the person they're levelling it at.
I have this friend, and her last name is Darch. I somehow walked into the habit of calling her Douche. I think she likes it, because she responds to it all the time, and emphasizes it.Originally Posted by Kyono
Thank you Hysterian!
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"Fat Hobbit"
ROFL.
Anyway, I've been called a "hamburger" and a "slice of bread", the latter was a roundabout way of saying that I can be overbearing (I'm not sure on that, but it makes sense considering the particular circumstances). I could only roll my eyes and laugh.
Anything that begins with "Yo momma" or "UR GAY!11!111!" sucks.
The first thing that comes to mind is "Your mom is a college."
Rye made this!
That reminds me, when I was young and single this guy called me a Mother Smurfer. I thought about all the drunken one night stands I had and looked at him and said with a smile, "Yeah, I am."
I've been called a lazy Mexican. Have you smurfing ever seen a lazy Mexican?
stupid. i hate that word. that's not a magic word, it's a word like MacBeth, all except that the curse is not going to be all over me xD...
my inlaws call me that one a lot. I wish they could think of something a little more inventive.
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