I am your Genie!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

1) Cure for superglue so I can liberate my finger from my nose
2) A jack so I can prize my legs apart
3) A monkeys paw (so I can wish for things not scratch fleas off other monkeys)

[Nominus Experse]

I. Being completely and utterly knowledgable in writing and speaking EVERY language known to man, alive and dead, fluently.

II. The ability to create and manipulate anything of the material world.

III. Be granted a personal heaven that I may visit at any time during my life, or upon the occurance of my death, my lover and I shall reside for all eternity.

[Jebus]

1) Enough Jell-O to fill Lake Michigan

2) a Submarine

3) a Leafblower

[NeoCracker]

1) The power to make anyone feel bad at any time without being near them
2) I'd wish I'd know whether or not Christmas is a Guy or a Girl
3) I'd wish to marry a sexy Catgirl and forever live in happyness.

[Shiny]

1. Become Oprah Winfrey rich
2. Spend it all on pig fat
3. Wish for more wishes

[~SapphireStar~]

1) To become a famous novelist.
2) Being able to fly
3) More wishes.

[Leen-Leen]

1) To be very happy.
2) For their to be world peace (yes, really ... i would wish for that ...)
3) For infinity more wishes. xD

[Venom]

1. B.C. Rich Mockingbird with EMG pickups and a floyd rose tremolo system with black chrome hardware.

2.Crate 100 watt tube amp.

3.Zakk Wylde signature crybaby distortion pedal.

[abrojtm]

Pretty much an endless supply of money,
then the ability to buy things that money can't buy.

[Tavrobel]

Since I can't wish for more wishes, I would wish for another Lamp with a Genie inside every third wish. It is an endless amount of wishing, in order to counter the means of other people who actually think that wishing for everyone to have every good emotion to occur without the bad opposites will actually bring said emotion.

On that note, I wouldn't wish for anything. If I can't walk the distance to get it myself, then it's not worth aiming for. Especially world peace or general happiness; what a absolutely useless concept. If you did that, then it would just introduce a paradox within the world system, and happiness as one would know it would disappear, and sufferring would reintroduce itself into the world. You wouldn't necessarily have happiness, nor is happiness defined the same for everyone.

[Maxico]

I'd wish for an obligatory Simpsons reference.

[drunkymonkey]

1. Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.
2. Wish for more wishes.
3. Have a book published.

[Levian]

1. I wish everyone would bounce from wall to wall whenever I sneezed, like in cartoons.
2. I wish my hair was worms. Living ones, preferrably.
3. I wish my vomit was confetti.

[AdVenT]

1) I'd wish for a hamburger
2) I'd wish for another hamburger
3) I'd wish for Halo 3 to be finished!

[NorthernChaosGod]

1. Invunerability to any form of damage. I can only die when I see fit.
2. Mastery of all forms of combat (hand-to-hand, all weapons)
3. A time machine to go back in time and wish for more things while still retaining the wishes of the previous sequence of wishing.