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  1. 07-16-2006, 03:57 AM #1
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    What is the best fortune cookie you've ever gotten? My favourite fortune cookie read "Ignore previous cookie." I lawled merrily.
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    Default A fortune cookie of mine read:

    "In God we trust, all others must pay."

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    i dont remember them but theres one i got today in my pocket that says "Prudence keeps life safe, but does not often make it happy." Irony that you made this thread and i have a fortune.
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    Our family's friend was looking for a house around here, after moving from NY to Florida, stupidly. Since his family was still in Florida, he stayed in our house for a week. When we found him a house, and he bought it, we celebrated by having chinese food. His fortune cookie said something like "Today will be a good day for buying a home." Shocking, huh?

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  5. 07-16-2006, 05:20 AM #5
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    You will be hungry in half an hour.
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    mine said "your day will be an adventure" and i came home, the power in my house went out and my home was the only house on the whole street w/o power
    http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=89814
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    I got this one 4 times:

    You have a deep appreciation for the arts and music.

    Is someone trying to tell me something?
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    "Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
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  9. 07-16-2006, 06:07 AM #9
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    I got this one when I was seven

    "You will get laid three times tonight"

    I remember asking Mum what it meant, and she went bright red and couldnt stop laughing, and attracted the attention of the whole restaurant
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    Fortune cookies always used to tell me the truth . Im not so sure anymore.
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  11. 07-16-2006, 06:13 AM #11
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    Once I got two fortunes in one cookie.
    One of those said something about financial gain or something.
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    I usually eat the paper with the cookie
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    Mine says "Best friend is near but not so far from you"I dont understand can someone clear it for me???LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryth
    What is the best fortune cookie you've ever gotten? My favourite fortune cookie read "Ignore previous cookie." I lawled merrily.
    ROFL LMAO!!!!!
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  15. 07-16-2006, 08:02 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reine
    I got this one when I was seven

    "You will get laid three times tonight"

    I remember asking Mum what it meant, and she went bright red and couldnt stop laughing, and attracted the attention of the whole restaurant
    roflmao :P I want that cookie.

    I can't remember many of the cookies I got. Most of them say I'll be getting some cash soon, but they LIE! T_T

    asdfghjkl;'
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