My favorite one said, "You have keen powers of observation." After reading this, I walked out of the restaurant and spent the next half hour trying to remember where I had parked my car!
My favorite one said, "You have keen powers of observation." After reading this, I walked out of the restaurant and spent the next half hour trying to remember where I had parked my car
After having some sweet and sour chicken I cracked my fortune cookie open. It said: "那不是雞。" and under it, it said: "您不會喜歡什麼您今晚看見在您的洗手間。"
My fortune came true that night.
...fabulous! it's almost like it was taken from Confucian proverbs.a great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't
The only one I remember is from a few nights ago. It said: Your natural creativity will lead you to interesting new experiences.
I'm not going to tell you what my lucky numbers are because I want to win the lottery all by myself.
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I don't think i have ever had a fortune cookie
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"
I've never eaten a fortune cookie.But my best friend wrote something in a piece of paper and put it in to a cookie.After eating it i saw the letter which said:"Zombies are coming to get you".I couldn't sleep for a week.
"Flip paper over"
On the other side, it said:
"Flip paper over"
And to this day, I'm still flipping. Where the **** is my ****ing fortune?!
Thank you Hysterian!
The one I remember is "It doesnt matter if you get knocked down. It matters if you get up." I liked it, so I kept it and used it as a book mark! Man fortune cookies taste lovely.
"That's not a chicken"Originally Posted by Decessus
After having some sweet and sour chicken I cracked my fortune cookie open. It said: "那不是雞。" and under it, it said: "您不會喜歡什麼您今晚看見在您的洗手間。"
My fortune came true that night.
"You won't like something you'll see in the bathroom tonight."
I get it. xD
You got owned.
fortune cookie lol!
...Geddit?
'Be nice to pigeons, because one day a statue will be made out of you'
That is a pretty cool fortune!'Be nice to pigeons, because one day a statue will be made out of you'
Yeah, that one is. :nods:
Hmmm...every fortune cookie I've ever gotten seemed to revovle around the situation I was in...they freak me out sometimes becasue they are so right...
Mine was the best though.
When mum told me of that incident, as I had long forgotten, I coundnt breathe from too much laughter
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