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Thread: 911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested

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    xDDD Some people are just so silly!!

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    That's a little harsh, that cop must have made quite the impression though.

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    OH ARREST ME SEXY!!! USE SOM E FORCE!!! UMPH!!! YES!!! YES!!! OH YES!!! THE CUFFS HURT!! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC RIDING IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR!!! OH tHIS IS SO SEXY BEING BEHIND BARS!!! CAGED LIKE AN ANIMAL!!! GRRRR!

    ps: can i go home now?.....

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    There are certain levels of mental insufficiency and retardation that astound me, even humour me, but this...

    I'm at a loss...
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~
    Her dream date cost her $1,000 and a year in jail.
    Bet she becomes a nun or lesbian, I wouldnt dare go near guys after that.
    Or, you know, she could just decide not to break the law in order to find a guy. Could've just called the local police station...
    because of 911, no one knows the local police station numbers.
    Someone should get her a phone book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
    There are certain levels of mental insufficiency and retardation that astound me, even humour me, but this...

    I'm at a loss...
    As am I

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    i feel bad for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    This is excatly why, at 45, she's single.
    Bingo. Crazy word I'd get kicked off staff and banned for.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    This is excatly why, at 45, she's single.
    Bingo. Crazy word I'd get kicked off staff and banned for.
    Go oooon, say it! You know you want to ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
    So sad. So very, very sad.

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    You have the right to remain stupid.

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    She frankly deserved it, for being an idiot, and potentially distracting the EMD from something more serious.

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    Couldn't she have made up a better story

    "He left his wallet here"

    "There's a rabid monkey in the house"

    I dunno, anything


    Wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovehurts
    OH ARREST ME SEXY!!! USE SOM E FORCE!!! UMPH!!! YES!!! YES!!! OH YES!!! THE CUFFS HURT!! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC RIDING IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR!!! OH tHIS IS SO SEXY BEING BEHIND BARS!!! CAGED LIKE AN ANIMAL!!! GRRRR!

    ps: can i go home now?.....
    I'm sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at that

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    This is excatly why, at 45, she's single.
    Stop showing off.

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