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Pirates are a major component of the Pastafarian belief system. Supposedly "absolute divine beings", pirates were the original Pastafarians and are greatly misunderstood, according to the Gospel. The image of "thieves and outcasts" is all misinformation spread by Christian theologians of the Middle Ages. Instead, they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who would distribute candy to children.

I am now also a Pastafarian.