What advanatages do your pets have in life over you?

[Giga Guess]

I just bought my cats a $150 Cat tree. They have more toys than I *EVER* had. Do I really need to answer this question?

[GooeyToast]

Their main concerns are only eating, sleeping, and licking their arse.

[Jojee]

They get my undying affection and are just oh-socute without even trying I love my gerbils too much <3

[drunkymonkey]

Pets don't constantly strive for more. Unfortunately for humans, they do.

[Hambone]

My dogs aren't even dogs, they're more like ferrets.

[Christmas]

My pet birdie can fly while I can't.

[Yuffie514]

cats:
- climbing
- stealth
- agility
- night vision

fish:
- live in water

hamster:
- store big mouthfuls of food
- be living inside a cat any minute...

[Dreddz]

My cats can sleep whenever they want and not have to give a smurf.....

[Giga Guess]

My dogs aren't even dogs, they're more like ferrets.

But with appropriate use of romtoe control toys and said pets, cleaning underneath beds and other hard to reach places is a breeze.

[Mitch]

I keep my pet tied up in my basement. Sometimes it tries to escape but then she just gets more punishment.



So nope, no advantage.