1. Link, because he RAWKS!

2. Captain Commando, because of the funny name.

3. Megaman, because My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

4. Faris, because it wasn't actually a dude. :goofy:

5. Lloyd, because he had Robin's voice. >.>

6. X, because he's a murderer.

7. The Prince, because he was able to kill many random people.

8. Rena, because Master Chief is dumb.