CHATROOMS.

[Moon Rabbits]

Post a snippet of text from a chatroom you find funny.

PGSMachine> I don't think that--
Riewo>I WANT A CAKE SHAPED LIKE A PENIS.
PGSMachine> What?

I've forgotten the actual screen names of the chatters so I replaced them.

[NorthernChaosGod]

jc> I want photos!
succubus> jc, i want doesnt get
jc> I want photos PLEASE!

josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them
penney> whoa josh
penney> are you gay?
josh> no, I'm just friendly

Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else
Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich
Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef
Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat

[Moon Rabbits]

jfizzle> is this wan cybar???

[Christmas]

Someone I know > LIES
Someone I know> YOU ARE NOT CHRISTMAS
Some guy I KNOW!!!!> Ya. christmas never captailize the "C" when she comes in chat.

Man, I never take note that kind of minor detail, I failed as an imposter trying to be myself.

PS: I WILL TRY TO BE A BETTER IMPOSTER THE NEXT TIME.

(SPOILER) YOU PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE!!!

[Moon Rabbits]

one winged angel has joined #eoff
Avarice-ness> I like your theme song.
Avarice-ness> May you sing it for us?
aisle_s> Nanananana Batman~

Yeah...I hate to quote my own joke but...I found it funny.

[G SpOtZ]

My friend entered a cybersex chatroom.

Girl: hey baby wanna cyber?
Friend: alright. i put on my robe and wizard hat as i approach the bed.
Girl: ooh, i love dress-up!
Friend: I twirl my magic wand to see what i can do.
Girl: ummm...
Friend: you're a FROG!
*Girl leaves chat*

[Freya]

Loony BoB: gah!
Loony BoB: !
Loony BoB: 3 bobs!
Loony BoB: 3 boobs?
Loony BoB: that's hilarious.
Loony BoB: Indeed
I have dinner to eat, so this BoB shall return
Loony BoB: Me too!
Loony BoB: c ya bob.
Loony BoB: bye!
Loony BoB: bye
Loony BoB: lmao.
Loony BoB: bye!
Lekana has joined.
Loony BoB has left.

Just what i came in on last night. There were in fact 3 of them.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My friend entered a cybersex chatroom.

Girl: hey baby wanna cyber?
Friend: alright. i put on my robe and wizard hat as i approach the bed.
Girl: ooh, i love dress-up!
Friend: I twirl my magic wand to see what i can do.
Girl: ummm...
Friend: you're a FROG!
*Girl leaves chat*

I know of a better one.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty smurf of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't smurf with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

................

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img], I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Moon Rabbits]

I've seen all of those on albinoblacksheep. I didn't really like them.

[Leeza]

I don't either.