Me:
whats up
God:
Same old.
Me:
hey i was watching the a-team yesterday and i had to say that MR.T is quite funny
God:
You've got my full attention. Really what did you see? Why?
Me:
i have ADD
God:
Where did you get your ADD? I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
my names God
God:
That's a very nice name, God.
Me:
your name is dog
God:
My name is God.
Me:
nope its dog
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". ADD is dog? it is?
Me:
i'm god
God:
What's up, god.
Me:
nothing much god
God:
Me either. GOD rules.
Me:
yes god does rule
God:
I hear you. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
lol are you saying you want to get stoned together?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK, I will get stoned together.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lets talk about sex baby...
God:
Don't call me "baby". Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
how many times have you gotten laid?
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
lol omg your a virgin huh n00b
God:
I am glad you find this funny. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
are you a n00b
God:
Am I a n00b? Of course I am.
Me:
lol hey do you play World of war craft?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I play World of war craft.
Me:
do you like final fantasy 7?
God:
I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
how about video games
God:
How about it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who's "myself"
God:
A human icon?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
spell spell
God:
" spell".
Me:
whats 4 times 5
God:
12+I think, but I'm not good at math.
Me:
1000000+3844385=
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
i am GOD
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
i know :P
God:
How do you know? .
Me:
XD~
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
xD
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on XD?
Me:
how about them astros?
God:
How about it.
Me:
them not it lol
God:
"it" being them astros? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so sofa king re tardted
God:
Uh. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
do you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
He crashed after that, couldn't handle the awesomness of the RHCP!!