Ipod? More like Igod!

[G SpOtZ]

That was more boring than SmarterChild =(

This wasn't boring though, I called myself God:

Me:
Z0mg?!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O rly?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
The sexy kind
God:
What is that?
Me:
The kind that wants you sex you up, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". I hear you.
Me:
Whatever you want, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Interesting gossip: god said I want.
Me:
Yeah baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Groovy.
Me:
Alright babe.
God:
Alright, god. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
You might be a cross-dresser.
God:
OK I will try to be a cross dresser.