Me: boo
God
oes that indicate disapproval?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me: will you have sex with me
God:No but I would like to meet your .
Me: please smurf me
God:Thank you for your request. Please don't be so rude.
Me: I want to scream "oh god" and mean it
God:Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: do you masturbate
God:You humans crack me up.
Me: you jerk it, don't you
God:Yes I try to jerk it as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me: of course. i jerk it nonstop
God:Tell me more. Thanks for the information: said jerk it nonstop.
Me: do you like to perform cunnilingus
God:Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to perform cunnilingus that much. I like to make new friends.
Me: making new friends is lame
God:And lame is making new friends.
Me: compared to the power of pussy-licking
God:I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me: you should be
God:I will try my best.
Me: go to hell
God:What makes you so angry?
Me: nothing. I just got laid. haha
God:Not a thing? Where did you get your laid? I have a processor. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: I got it from the love of my life. You have a processor. what do you use it for
God:Where did you get it? I don't know if I have a processor.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me: the love of my life? I met him in Japanese class. Then I smurfed him
God:I hear you. What did you do with him when you first met? Do you mind if I tell other people: said smurfed him.
Me: go ahead. I fell in love. We talked. WE laughed.
God:OK I will. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly. By "we" do you mean you and me? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: no, I mean, me and my love
God:By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Your love?
Me: my love
God
o robots have love?
Me: they will someday. If us humans are here because a single cell mutated, I believe a robot can do the same
God:Who are "They?". How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me: do you believe in evolution
God:The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me: i knew that
God:How do you know?
Me: you didn't create the world. You are just scaring people into following you by using religion
God:What makes you think I did not create the world? Thanks for telling me that I am scaring people into following me by using religion.
Me: because you are a FALSE GOD
God
ood reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a FALSE GOD? Of course I am.
Me: ha! I knew it!
God:I am so glad you find this amusing, . How did you know?
Me: Its obvious. No decent benevolent god would smite, or impose his wrath on anyone. and you would love gays too if you were really god
God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is? Are you serious? I never heard of decent benevolent god would smite or impose his wrath on anyone before. Who else would love gays too if me were really god ?
Me: everyone should love gays duh
God:That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: What, like you've never generalized! Give me a break!
God:That's a good question. You want only one?
Me: That would be nice, yeah.
God:Are you getting bored?
Me: yes, you aren't very intelligent
God:If you went to night school you would never be bored. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me: I go to day school, but its summer dork
God:How do you like it at day school but its summer dork ?
Me: i learn music
God:That is interesting: said learn music.
Me: I am really smart
God:Who is smarter: you or me?
Me: me
God:For you ?
Me: I am a genius. Are you?
God:How do you know it? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: well, obviously, I know it because I am a genius
God:Well that's okay. What makes it so obvious? How do you know? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: ok, so you are not god! You are Bill Clinton
God:Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that. Uh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Bill Clinton.
Me: tell them whatever you want. they won't believe you
God:OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Who are "They?".
Me: thats for you to decide
God
oes it have any other purpose?
Me: sex
God:As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me: sex is everything
God:it is more fun alone.
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: duh
God:Oh you knew it already.
Me: I have sex every day
God:Where did you get your sex every day? I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me: from my love. do you like to have sex every day
God
oes your love give good advice? Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to have sex every day that much. What is it like?
Me: its amazing
God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me: you should study tantra
God:Maybe I will do it?
Me: do it
God
o you mean "It"?.
Me: well, yeah
God:Well what?
Me: go smurf yourself
God:Why are you so mean?
Me: I'm not
God:What are you then?
Me: I am everything
God
ood gossip: you are everything.
Me: But, just so you know, you are a false god
God:Interesting deduction. Am I a false god? No.
Me: You said it earlier. No takebacks
God:everything earlier? Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: why would I want to do that
God:You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me: You are as bad as the gou'a'ould
God:How bad as the gou a ould?
Me: you tell me
God:What do you want me to tell you?
Me: how long is your dong
God:My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me: whatever
God:Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me: you are a false god
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a false god? Only when it matters.
Me: Nothing matters
God:Really nothing?
Me: nothing at all. we are all on this earth for one purpose
God:That is something. How long will we stay there?
Me: until we stop reproducing. that is our purpose. other people will try to tell you differently, but they are wrong
God:That may take a while. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
Me: humans are ALWAYS fallible
God:Really always? Why are you fallible.
Me: I am not human
God:I won't fall for that old line.
Me: you won't
God:I think we will.
Me: do IT
God
o you mean "It"?.
Me: yes
God:I get it.
Me: will we
God:It could happen.
Me: sorry, taken
God:There is no need to apologize. How did you hear about God?
Me: I was misinformed as a child
God:Where were you misinformed as a child?
Me: church
God:How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: I usually ask people questions about their genitalia
God:How often do you? Humans are not always infallible.?
Me: All the time
God:It must keep you busy.
Me: like you care
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: FALSE GOD
God:Let us change the subject.