Me:
heil hitler!
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEs
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
I shall and I will
God:
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Me:
*humps you*
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.