What weapon would you use out of the 31 things!!!

[Clyphire]

What do you think the best weapon would be?
1) Normal sword
2) Fast short sword
3) strong broad sword
4) Dual SMGs
5) Autimatic German luger
6) "Gimme a freekin bazooka"
7) A pen
8) A pockit knife
9) Bare hands!!
10) A chair!
11) A wet towel
12) A sharp popsicle stick
13) I'll throw whatever i can reach!
14) My T.V.
15) Ill do it gangsta "man ima shoot ya right here n****"
16) A brick
17) warhammer
18) Kunai
19) Shotgun
20) A fork.
21) A butcher knife
22) A meat cleaver
23) Hammer
24) Ill poke there eyes out!!!
24) Grenade
25) A pillow
26) a truck!! (like run em over)
28) SLAP ATTACK!!!!!!!
29) Choke em to death....
30) send an army!!
31) Other (please state what you would use.)

Well, me id use #7


(sorry abbout the doubble post.)

[drunkymonkey]

A normal sword. Simple, effective, and moderately fast.

[Markus. D]

31)

Either Gaunlets (I like to punch things?)

or

A harp (then I can be a bard, lurvely bards <3), inspiring the most demotivated allies, and frightening the most fearsome foe.

[Topcat]

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.

[Clyphire]

Id use a pen only because the enimy would burst out laughing and fall to the floor givving me time to stab them!!!

[drunkymonkey]

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.

In physical terms, only if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

[Clyphire]

A METAL pen

[Griff]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Why not make a poll?
I'd use my own two hands. Not throwing punches but flapping them up and down as if to say 'calm down there's no need to fight'

[Mirage]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

Something like Seong Mina in SC?

[Venom]

No.2 works for me.

[Reine]

I will use all of those choices.

[Griff]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

Something like Seong Mina in SC?

Kinda I guess, but a blade on each end, like this: http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans4/cc.jpg

and jujitsu is a martial art like karate with more emphasis on pressure points and take downs.

edit: Zidane's ultimate weapon would be another good example.

[DK]

I would use a porksword.

[Pheesh]

#6 seems to be the logical choice. Unless the weapon is merely yelling out "gimme a freaking bazooka" in which case it would surely fail.

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