I think we should play "why are Kingdom Hearts characters so disproportionately rigged?"

I'll go first: list all Characters in KHII (just KHII, I don't even want to bring KHI into this) that have mind control abilities, or equally unfair paranormal abilities.

Xemnas - all OXIII (if that weren't rigged enough)
Xigbar - Snipers, controls space
Xaldin - Dragoons, controls wind
Saïx - Berserkers, superpowered by the presence of moonlight
Axel - Assassins, controls fire
Demyx - Dancers, controls water
Luxord - Gamblers, controls Time, controls the Grim Reaper Heartless (undead)
Roxas - Samurai, controls Light, uses multiple Keyblades (WTFAKU!)
Naminé - Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas (can summmon Hitler to do her bidding)
Riku, DiZ, all Nobodies, all Heartless - create dark portal of almost instantaneous movement without intereference
Riku - create impervious shield against all attacks for a short duration (which is by all means, useless)
Sora - UBAR WTF LEETHAX KEYBLADEXXORS SKILLZ
Roxas, Riku - equally as awesome Keyblade skillz that killz
Maleficent - controls most Heartless
Pete - can summon Heartless
Yuna from FFX - can summon Aeons, a lover-boy who has 1337 sword skills, is strong willed, determined, and isn't a complete moron 100% of the time (maybe for like, 45% of it)

compared to
Kairi - none (can use a Keyblade as long as Riku says that it is ok)
Rikku - the power to cover herself up slightly more and be annoying
Yuna from FFX-2 - can... fly? I think she can shoot a gun into a random pocket of space without losing ammo?


Your turn!