Cait Sith and Palmer!

Their conversation over breakfast approximately 1 year, 3 months, and 22 days after their wedding:

Palmer: Hey Caitypoo, can you pass the lard?
Cait Sith: One minute pumpkin, I'm putting it on my bagel. Why do you want it?
Palmer: Well, I was going to put it in my tea, toast, eggs, sausage, bacon, hash browns, cocoa puffs, pancakes, waffles, spaghetti, and my walnuts.
Cait Sith: Here ya go, sugar bear!
Palmer: (After a moment of silence) Do you think I look fat in this suit?
Cait Sith: OH, never ever hunny munchkin! (Pausing) You wanna do it?
Palmer: Thought you'd never ask! Quick, get the oils!