I'm horrible with children. Except my little cousin, who's almost 4.
I babysit 2 kids, they're 7 and 11 (which is an alright age for me) and they have a baby sister who's TEETHING but their brother watches her. Well the little boy puts her on my lap and she stares at me. If I pick her up she screams. I don't like kids. I hate the way that baby stares at me... I don't enjoy staring contests! And... Yeah, I'd make a horrible parent. With all my reasons not to have kids, I'm not joking when I say I could write a book. The only thing that I like about kids is that the ones I know seem to have more common sense than the adults I know.