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    Are you good with children? Do you ever have to look after any, like babysit? I have a little sister shes only one year old and I have to look after her alot like when my parents go out or something, although I love her she can sometimes be annoying...she follows me everywhere and always copies me So anyway, do children like you?
    Do you like children?
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    I do not like children, and for many reasons:

    I cannot connect with them
    I have patience with most things, but with their level of incompetence, though it is not their fault, I cannot help but become irritated
    Due to issues that occurred with my father when I was young and up until I was 18, I fear that I may repeat that which has already happened with my father's parenting 'techniques'
    They are loud - I cannot, for the life of me, be around loud things and remain calm
    I do not know what they want
    They are helpless, and even as they cannot help but be this way, it is a weakness in people that I find very... low. Really, seeing babies and small children seems to have me think of how so many people are weak and helpless, like these small children, and that bothers me.
    They are many times disgusting and grotesque in their actions - puking, pooping, peeing, etc... all over ME.

    Many of these they cannot help, but that doesn't deter me from not ever tuly enjoying their presence...
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    I'm great with children from about four and up. Children under that age scare me. They're too delicate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
    I do not like children, and for many reasons:

    I cannot connect with them
    I have patience with most things, but with their level of incompetence, though it is not their fault, I cannot help but become irritated
    Due to issues that occurred with my father when I was young and up until I was 18, I fear that I may repeat that which has already happened with my father's parenting 'techniques'
    They are loud - I cannot, for the life of me, be around loud things and remain calm
    I do not know what they want
    They are helpless, and even as they cannot help but be this way, it is a weakness in people that I find very... low. Really, seeing babies and small children seems to have me think of how so many people are weak and helpless, like these small children, and that bothers me.
    They are many times disgusting and grotesque in their actions - puking, pooping, peeing, etc... all over ME.

    Many of these they cannot help, but that doesn't deter me from not ever tuly enjoying their presence...
    Yeah that can be annoying, but I've been around children like my whole life so i guess I'm used to it...

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    I'm all about the childrens.

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    Are you good with children? I'm only good with children that aren't my sister. I still have alot of work to do though.

    Do you ever have to look after any, like babysit? Yes. Usually my six year old sister. Sometimes my neice who's only a few months old.

    I have a little sister shes only one year old and I have to look after her alot like when my parents go out or something, although I love her she can sometimes be annoying...she follows me everywhere and always copies me. Small children always tend to try to identify with somebody. When the person is me I tend to get annoyed as well.

    So anyway, do children like you? Probably not...I eat them.

    Do you like children? ^ See above answer.

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    They like me, but I don't like them.

    Also, I wanted to be the first person to make an "I like children, but I could never eat a whole one" joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roto13-ness
    They like me, but I don't like them.
    ...I'm sure that you'll like them someday....

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    I was told to stay away from them :/

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    I like to teach children something new, I hate them at all other times

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    i have cousins but no children of my own
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    I am, when I want to be. I am a bit of a kid at heart, and what with my love for Spongebob Squarepants, stuffed animals, and everything cute and soft, we have a bit in common. Also, my cousins are all little gamers, so we play Mario Party and Pokemon Snap (<333) and other games sometimes on my old N64, or we play on my brother's Gamecube. I can make kids sit down and be nice this way, and it's good to bribe them with freezepops. They're very cute like that.

    Sometimes I just can't deal with kids though, especially if they're screaming. I'm not too great with babies. I have germaphobe moments (which probably explains why I have to wash my hands literally 10+ a day, or else I feel very dirty), so they kind of gross me out if they're all runny nosed and drooly, especially around my stuff, like the other day, when my cousin was rubbing her face and hands all over my stuffed elephant, Ralphie. I was very grossed out and had to wash him, and my hands, about 8 times until I felt clean. I never had to deal with any of that really, because though I have a younger sibling, he's a boy and he's only 2 years younger, so he never went into my room and scuzzed up my stuff. I'll probably have to get over that eventually, though, if I ever have a kid. xD

    But yes, kids are cute, and I'm good with them if I'm in the mood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    I am, when I want to be. I am a bit of a kid at heart, and what with my love for Spongebob Squarepants, stuffed animals, and everything cute and soft, we have a bit in common. Also, my cousins are all little gamers, so we play Mario Party and Pokemon Snap (<333) and other games sometimes on my old N64, or we play on my brother's Gamecube. I can make kids sit down and be nice this way, and it's good to bribe them with freezepops. They're very cute like that.

    Sometimes I just can't deal with kids though, especially if they're screaming. I'm not too great with babies. I have germaphobe moments, so they kind of gross me out if they're all runny nosed and drooly, especially around my stuff, like the other day, when my cousin was rubbing her face and hands all over my stuffed elephant, Ralphie. I was very grossed out and had to wash him, and my hands, about 8 times until I felt clean. Which is something I'll probably have to get over eventually. xD

    But yes, kids are cute, and I'm good with them if I'm in the mood.
    Yeah, I hate it when they have runny noses and stuff, it grosses me out too, but I guess we were all that age one time so we can't really complain I find it easy to bribe kids and its kinda fun Like a minute ago there was one strawberry yoghurt left and my little brother wanted it but i wanted it too and he was gettin stressy so i said oh look heres a chocolate one and he took that straight away and now i have my lovely strawberry one which if I hadn't found the choccy one i wouldn't be eating it right now

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    I hate kids. Really. I just do.

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    i have some cousins that are younger than i am. we play video-games and do outside activities...
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