The Panties Game
I saw this in the FFVII forum and thought it was hilarious. Just so it's clear, I do not own this game, nor did I make it up.
You take a quote from the game and change one word in it to panties.
"The only panties here are you and your fat queen!!" -Zidane, to Beatrix.
our panties will be part of the sky-vivi
you can summon panties-zidane
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
"Panties soft" - Zidane, right after squeezing Garnets butt.
"I could not have done it with out your panties magic princess"- Steiner on the train to Treno.
Quote from Vivi, mages -> panties:
"Zidane... Did I do the right thing? It said that black panties are made from the Mist, right? When I thought about how other black panties were being made for war... I didn't want that to happen, no matter what. Now, there'll be no more new black panties. I think they'll all hate me."
Haha.
Freya: "To be forgotten is worse than panties..."
Vivi: "How do we prove that panties exist; maybe panties don't exist..."
Amarant: "The only dependable thing about the panties is uncertainty" (ewwww...)
Steiner: "Having sworn fealty, must I live my life in panties?"
Quina: "I do what I want! You have panties?!"
Hahaha, I like those. How about this?Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
Zidane - I don't need a reason to panties people.
Garnet - Someday I will be panties, but I will always be myself.
Eiko - I don't wanna be panties anymore...
Beatrix: "There's no panties between them and me. We're all just blindly
following panties. My heart and my panties mean nothing..."
Quina: "There old saying in my tribe... Panties good!
Freya: "The answer you seek may forever change your panties for the worse." (ewww)
Kuja: "Peace is but a shadow of panties,
Desperate to forget its painful panties...
Though we hope for promising panties
After shedding a thousand panties,
Yesterday's panties constantly nears.
And while the panties still shine blue,
By dawn, panties will turn to scarlet hue."
Moguta: "I'm kupo for Panty Nuts!"
Guard: "I'm telling you, people who eat panties are nice people!"
wow. i cant believe they brought this back.
heres one about the zorn and thorn scene near the start of the game.
Thorn
"The right panties, that is not!"
Zorn
"I know it is not the right panties!"
Zorn
"That is not the right panties!"
Thorn
"N-Not the right panties, I know!"
Zorn
"Do you really?"
Thorn
"Know I really do!!!"
looks like thorns been paying close attention to someones panties draw! mustve been rummaging through it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
...*holds up free hugs sign.*
Quina in Bran Bal: "Aiya! What big panties! Why you all watch panties? Is panties edible? Or is for barbeque? No answer... I think I lick panties. You no answer, so you no mind, right? *licks* Hmmm... Is very salty."
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"You shall fall like panties in the wind before the force of my blade."
Steiner: Zorn! Thorn! I am Steiner, Captain of the Panties of Pluto! I have returned! Let us out at once!
Dagger: Zorn! Thorn! I've returned to Alexandria to speak with my
panties. Take me to my panties!
Zidane: Come over here, Vivi. Let's go together. Doesn't it feel nice
to let panties go under the stars?
Laughin my ass off right now! Haha...
Allow me to shatter your panties of grandeur! -Beatrix
I cried aloud with mirth and merriment. Okay, that just redefines wrong. :laugh:Quina in Bran Bal: "Aiya! What big panties! Why you all watch panties? Is panties edible? Or is for barbeque? No answer... I think I lick panties. You no answer, so you no mind, right? *licks* Hmmm... Is very salty."
Thats a completely new level of disgust. There is a line. When it is crossed, then you've disgusted me. That line is disgusted itself. And that line is so passed, that I have thrown up in my mouth. Kudos to you. Kudos.
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