Interview 1 with Doomie

Me: What's your other's name?
Doomie: Garnet
Me: Are you sane?
Doomie: Yes
Me: Have you kissed anyone?
Doomie: Yes
Me: What was the first thing you ever ate?
Doomie: Chocolate
Me: How many did you eat?
Doomie: 9
Me: What did you name Zidane?
Doomie: Jack

Interview 2 with Hambone

Me: What's your mother's name?
Hambone: Freya
Me: Are you sane?
Hambone: No
Me: Have you kissed anyone?
Hambone: You could say that
Me: What was the first thing you ever ate?
Hambone: Snickers
Me: How many did you eat?
Hambone: 10
Me: What did you name Zidane?
Hambone: Jake

Interview 3 with Rantzien

Me: What's your mother's name?
Rantzien: Freya
Me: Are you sane?
Rantzien: No
Me: have you kissed anone?
Rantzien: Yes
Me: What was the first thing you ever ate?
Rantzien: Liquorice
Me: How many did you eat?
Rantzien: 9
Me: What did you name Zidane?
Rantzien: Christian

Interview 4 with G SpOtZ

Me: What's your mother's name?
G SpOtZ: Brahne
Me: Are you sane?
G SpOtZ: WTF?
Me: have you kissed anone?
G SpOtZ: WTF?
Me: What was the first thing you ever ate?
G SpOtZ: WTF?
Me: How many did you eat?
G SpOtZ: WTF??
Me: What did you name Zidane?
G SpOtZ: Palmer

Interview 5 with Znake

Me: What's your mother's name?
Znake: Steiner
Me: Are you sane?
Znake: No
Me: have you kissed anone?
Znake: Yes
Me: What was the first thing you ever ate?
Znake: Chewing Gum
Me: How many did you eat?
Znake: 9999
Me: What did you name Zidane?
Znake: Pedro

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