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    just in case this situation happens. I have played through a few resident evils, so I know what to do. First I run into wall-mart gun section, take only a shotgun, pistol and bullets, some tylenol, and badages, and ink ribbonms just in case i die. And my Last Item is a key and thats, it, because i can only hold 8 items until i get to the back-pack aisle, then i can hold ten. Then I'll find a lighter and burn a random picture, behind it is a switch. When i push it i randomly gain access to a secret underground lab. There ill find obscure items like gold medallions and the red and blue jewels. But then I'll get to some random helipad and then Fight a Tyrant. Some random guy will throw me a rocket launcher and then I blow up the city and fly away in a conveniantly placed helicopter.

    What I have to watch out for:
    Off Screen hits- god damn camera angles!!
    Ill limp even though they bit my neck.
    Ill run like a jackass because capcom likes to make me suffer.

    Just incase zombies do take over the world, use resident evil as a training device.
    Last edited by JaytodaP; 07-28-2006 at 04:57 AM.
    Active after a year? ZOMG.

    But yeah when i DID post a year ago I was an ass to everyone. So sorry about that. You can totally tell I used to think i was "gangsta" just by my name. Boy have I changed.

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