So, what things have you recently had the misfortune of happening to you?

Today, I descided to go get some drinks and some chips and stuff at the local dairy, so off i went, walking up the road. Got the stuff, came out and went to go back home. "Hey whats that?" A nice black sports car caught my attention, and I thought "Oh man, id love to have that car, if onl-" SMACK!

I walked face first into a street pole. In broad daylight, 12 pm. In a populated area

After the stars stopped spinnin, I got my bearings and continued home, with my face bright red, and the specatators amused looks etched in my memory.

So here I sit, with a sore face, sore fingers, and with a bruised ego.

They will pay... and that street sign better watch its back...

On the plus side, the force of the impact opened my bag of chips!




So, what amusing stories do you have to share with us?