Recent acts of random idiocy and being owned

[Reine]

So, what things have you recently had the misfortune of happening to you?

Today, I descided to go get some drinks and some chips and stuff at the local dairy, so off i went, walking up the road. Got the stuff, came out and went to go back home. "Hey whats that?" A nice black sports car caught my attention, and I thought "Oh man, id love to have that car, if onl-" SMACK!

I walked face first into a street pole. In broad daylight, 12 pm. In a populated area

After the stars stopped spinnin, I got my bearings and continued home, with my face bright red, and the specatators amused looks etched in my memory.

So here I sit, with a sore face, sore fingers, and with a bruised ego.

They will pay... and that street sign better watch its back...

On the plus side, the force of the impact opened my bag of chips!




So, what amusing stories do you have to share with us?

[I Took the Red Pill]

I got owned in Kyono's usernotes. By Resha.

Also recently I had the whole practical joke thing with Levian and Kyono blow up in my face when I sent the PM to the wrong person.

I usually don't embarass myself in public. I have to come to EoFF to be an idiot.

[feona17]

Just today, my friend and I for some reason were playing around with eggs 'cause we were bored. So then he dropped the egg on the ground, and it broke and I got mad at him and ran after him, but I forgot about the egg on the ground and slipped on it, my butt landing in it. I was SO mad. My friend could not stop laughing and kept calling me chicken butt. You know.. egg.. chicken.. yeah. -_-

[Markus. D]

at work today

for some reason

I kept hitting my head on the order screen, the after three times, I smacked it on the grill ticket dispencer ...

then I complained how much it sucks to be tall.