OMFG ZOMBIE ATTACK

[Fonzie]

Soooooo.... What would YOU do if your city was zombified? Personaly once i'd be done [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ting myself i'd grab a large pole/knife/anything thats blunt and hurts and get to a high point, preferably a roof top and sit it out.

[stuffing]

What about food/water/entertainment? Depending on the outbreak level, the zombies would eventualy climb on each other and eat you.

After hearing the moans and watching people being devoured by thier neighbours, at some point, if not yet eaten, you would be driven to insanity.

Anyways, I'd find my self a boat, and sail the seas (with the proper suplies) Fishing till I die.

[abrojtm]

Probably be zombified.

[Nominus Experse]

Go Resident Evil style basically. It may actually be fun for a while, but after the 1000th wave of undead, stinking, rotting zombies, I would feel the trauma of the situation and begin to become VERY VERY tired of the whole ordeal. At this point I would either leave town and sail around on the high seas, or jus become a zombie myself.

[Christmas]

CALL HIM OF COURSE.

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CALL HIM OF COURSE.

Would he save us or EAT US?!

[Omnislash07]

wow how many of these threads are there by now, i think somebody reposts this thread like every month...anyways

If you think about it there really wouldnt be very many zombies at first because for years people have been getting buried in steel coffins and there is no way a zombie could get out of steel coffin buried 6 feet underground and before they used steel they used wood coffins and any zombie that was in a wood coffin would be too decomposed to do anything. We would only have to worry about it if people started dying and then their bodies were not immediately disposed of in some way. So I highly doubt that zombies would be in signifigant numbers to be a problem.

Oh and besides wouldnt living on a boat for the rest of your life eating fish be kind of boring. Personally I would just go and kill every zombie I could but I would always make sure to have at least 1 bullet just in case.

[stuffing]

You're right, it would be boring, extremly boring. However, I'd prefer living off the richs of the sea rather than being a zombie any day.

Maybe I'll find an island, and share my time with a local girl lawl

[Omnislash07]

and what will you do when the local girls ancestors decide to come and eat u, plus I said that I would always keep 1 bullet, I'm not gonna be a zombie either

[Rengori]

Go to the air base and ask for military help.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Well, being as I already live on a floating home, I will just untie it from the dock and flee.

[Fonzie]

Guess what their such things of zombie fish now try to survive


Oh yeah and that little island you dream off. Remeber that movie when they think their safe and they get too an island. Oh yeah THEIR WERE FRICKIN ZOMBIES ON IT. Anyone remeber Dawn of the Dead?

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Personally, I would try to blend in with them, do the whole moaning, craving for flesh doo-dad and escape through them - i bet they wouldn't notice. Then i'd go and, hem, buy a gun of some form - with cans of beans stolen from the supermarket next door, take out all the ammunition i needed, then wheel my trolley to safety.

Hey wait, are these your conventional i'm-going-to-go-real-slow Zombies *plod plod plod*, or like in 28 days later where they run like they're on fire - oh good one! i'll get a flame thrower too. (too much time splitters)

If they ran like the clappers, i'd probably steal a flashy car too then magically learn how to drive in under a minute. This could prove a pretty interesting life... let's revive dead people *starts in the ff7 forum*

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Hey. Wait a second. Why would they come for me? They can just go eat someone else.

[Jebus]

*starts to do the same thing he said last "Zombie Attack" thread, but stops when he realizes it won't be as funny the second time*

Oh, what the hell...

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.