Important: dirty thoughts

[chii]

where and why do humans get dirty rhoughts

[rubah]

Everywhere.
Reproduction.

[Jojee]

I get them in my gallbladder and I don't know why

[Decessus]

Where and why do humans have pointless questions?
Where and why do humans have to start a sentence without a capital letter?
How old are you?

[Faris]

Sorry.

[Fonzie]

Who wants to get in the van, i'll give them candy.

[Sephex]

I love to think dirty. It's human instinct or something. We are meant to spread like a virus! [/agent smith]

[Spammerman]

my theory is dirty thoughts come from the areas of the brain that control atrraction and temptation. We get them because some ppl like sex, and some ppl cant control them. Also because the human body needs to reproduce to carry on the race, so generally one of the thoughts of the body will be sex.

[stuffing]

Everywhere.
Reproduction.

QFT

[Roto13]

I don't think dirty thoughts really mean a lack of control. Touching yourself in the middle of a crowded room while having those thoughts, that's a lack of control. Molesting everyone you have dirty thoughts about, that's a lack of control.

[chii]

i like how you guys are taking this on with a scientific view its vary interesting plz go on

[Christmas]

Wash your dirty thoughts with soap and they will be clean.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

.... People like Sex. This really isn't complicated. Sex Feels Good. Therefore, We, as People, liking things that feel good, will think about it. Upon seeing the beautiful form of preferred gender, we will then have "dirty thoughts" about mounting it and gratifying ourselves.

Most pointless topic ever.

[nik0tine]

Did you think this thread was going to be stickied? Does that constitute a 'dirty thought'?

[Fonzie]

Ok here's the reason we have dirty thoughts

I will make a diagram that is long and stupid to make you understand.

7--------------------8-----------------------9-------10----------11
|**********************************|\*** ***********/
|**********************************|*\** **********/
|**********************************|**\* *********/
|6*********************************|***\ 13******/ 14
|\*********************************|**** \******/
|*\********************************|**** *\****/
|**\*******************************|**** **\**/
|***\2*****************************|**** ***\/
|****\*****************************|**** ** / 15
|*****\****************************|**** /
|******\ **************************|***/
5*******>1------------12-----------------| /
|******/
|*****/
|****/ 3
|***/
|**/
|*/
|/
4


* = Chicken Wings (I just put them to make the diagram perfect).
So actually there’s NO “*” in that diagram)
1 = Pie (PRESENT)
2 = The way pie is awesome
3 = How pie came to us
4 = Young Pie (past)
5 = The way Pie back to the future
6 = I pie
7 = New pie flavor(Future)
8 = mmmmm pie
9 = Crappy pie(if theirs such a thing)
10 = The way pie goes to the past (Ending Event)
11 = The Ending Pie (You know what I am talking about)
12 = The way Pie,Hates,Pie laser,pie back to present from teh awesmeness of pie
13 = The way pie end up in garden BUT still in pieness
14 = You all alone in Pie world
15 = Pie found you and after that back to the present

Which all equals into how we have dirty thoughts. It really simple if you look at it