lol Coach told me this one

Okay so this guy goes to hell. He meets the devil and the devil talks too him.

Devil: Hey you like drugs?
Guy: Yeah man i love drugs, any kind.
Devil: Your going to love mondays then.How about Beer?
Guy: Yeah i love beer, Hell sounds awesome!!!
Devil: Good your going to love wensdays. Do you love gay sex?
Guy: NOOOO dude i'm straight.
Devil: Well your going to hate Fridays then.