Quote Originally Posted by Dreddz
The temptation to post a dead-baby joke is just too strong *struggles*
All the good ones will get deleted anyway. I'm talking from experience here.

Quote Originally Posted by Dark Angel
Just A Juggalo

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by
I have a feeling you didn't finish this joke? Or is it so bad that I don't understand it?

Quote Originally Posted by GooeyToast
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Oh dear god xDDD That's so mean!