Wow.
That's actually Quite good.
Very Original.
Keep posting your jokes.
Wow.
That's actually Quite good.
Very Original.
Keep posting your jokes.
why did Quistis cross the road?
to get to mcdonalds!
It's been said a million times.
1- You need to make a base of your joke.
Ex:
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the road.
A: Because it is the transportation
or
A: Because you are riding it.
2- You change it up with Faqs.
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the river.
A: Because it Can, that's why.
3- And then make it Original.
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!
4- You can even add more detail.
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!
...
Baby Chocobo:
Squall:
How's that!?
Simple joke made better.
Thank you for that tutorial Hyperion.
HEY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M FUNNY NOW! *goes and uses tutorial to make funny jokes to her friends*
Irvine walks into a bar....
Selphie walks under it.
So lame, but it made me laugh to myself so im hoping at least one person will find it amusing enough to at least warrant a smirk.
Good one holy mackerel
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson #2
2. Chocobos are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
Fujin: LOOK!
Seifer: A Chocobo is coming our way?
...
Raijin: Ride ON!, ya know!
Seifer: ...(Looks at Fujin)
Fujin: ...(Looks at Seifer & knods)
Raijin: THIS IS FUN, YA KNOW!
Fujin: STOP!
Chocobo Stop suddenly
Raijin is airborne
Raijin: WAHHHH!!
Raijin falls in the lake.
Seifer:
Raijin got a trout in his mouth.
Raijin spits the trout.
Instead of being mad.
Raijin: HEY, I caugth the dinner, ya know!
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Last edited by Hyperion4444; 08-28-2006 at 05:17 PM.
I like that one.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 3
3. No one but you knows your 'secret place'.
Seifer: So, you want to make out?
Quistis: No, I just want to talk.
Seifer: Why did you bring me here?
Quistis: I just wanted to say something to you in private.
Seifer: You can tell me that any other time.
Quistis: I just want to say my feel...
Seifer Kiss Her Passionatly.
Quistis: I'm not...
Quistis: ..instructor...
Quistis: ..an.y...
Quistis: Oh, Forget it!
Kissing continues...
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Last edited by Hyperion4444; 08-28-2006 at 05:37 PM.
If I could write good creative jokes I would totally post one, but I can't, so I'll just comment on others'. I only feel bad that Quistis kissed Seifer. There's got to be someone better than that for her....
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature
Which FF Character Are You?
Oh well,
Well if it's any consolation, Seifer wasn't so much of a Jerk at first, at least not lost until Edea.
His Gunblade ''Hyperion'' is actually a Greek Sun-God & of Light.
He's more usefull as a hero than a very weak vilain.
But after Edea used him, he became a criminal instead of the brave knight he was supposed to be...
Started as a Sun-God with No Mercy, but ended up a Blood Hound of Bloodlust. Witch is a discrace to all the Sun Fanatics, but it's simple, if you are wickedly evil then you are no sun-god.
That said, Let's continue:
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 4.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
Seifer: Thoses darn Galbadian won't keep me in jail for long.
Seifer: HEY YOU!
Biggs: Me?
Seifer: YEAH YOU! Come here for a sec.
Biggs: What do you want.
Seifer: I think there's a snake in here.
Opens the door
Biggs: Where?
Seifer hits Biggs and runs off
Biggs: Ugh, not another Balamb Student...
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This part happened between Squall's mission on the trains and before the TV Station.
Seifer arrives at Timber, get's arreseted by the Galbadian Soldier because they were aware that SeeD was going to drop by, and took Seifer in Jail instead.
All of the lessons I posted are not in chronological with the story, but some of them happened during it, but not in order.
Oh,
and may as well post all of the other joke and pass to something else,
but I'll post them one by one so that it'll be more enjoyable.
Last edited by Hyperion4444; 08-28-2006 at 05:45 PM.
Theses just keep getting better.
I'll try your tutorial that you posted.
Zell:What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?MY ASS.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 5.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
Seifer goes under the waterfall to refresh himself.
Seifer: Ha... This is refreshing.
Fujin: RAIJIN?
Seifer: Where is Raijin...?
They look all sides
Seifer looks up :rolleyes2
...
Seifer steps back
Raijin falls in the river from the waterfall, along what seems to be a Fastitocalon
Raijin: I'll get you, I'll get you, ya know!
Fastitocalon takes a bite of Raijin's leg.
Raijin: Arrgh! He took a bite out of my leg, ya know.
Seifer draws his Gunblade and kills it.
Later
Raijin: Henhen, better than last time, ya know.
Fujin: FOOD.
Seifer: ...Thirsty.
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Last edited by Hyperion4444; 08-31-2006 at 01:32 PM.
But isn't that supposed to make the joke funnier?Originally Posted by Hyperion4444
It's been said a million times.
1- You need to make a base of your joke.
Ex:
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the road.
A: Because it is the transportation
or
A: Because you are riding it.
2- You change it up with Faqs.
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the river.
A: Because it Can, that's why.
3- And then make it Original.
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!
4- You can even add more detail.
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!
...
Baby Chocobo:
Squall:
How's that!?
Simple joke made better.
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