Jokes: Let's have some fun!

[Hyperion4444]

Well, for me, I created Seifer's ways to releive tension Lessons1-18 in 1 day.

And Added Irvine's Hunting to it. (19)
and I already know what the final (20) is going to look like.

I've been busy so I haven't had time to make other jokes, but I just tough of one.

I hope you all enjoy.

Here it goes again.

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 8.
8. Rest anywhere you want to whenever you feel too much presure.

Raijin is sleeping in the middle of the street.
Fujin: (Where the hell is Raijin, he's supposed to be on Patrol.)
G-Soldier 1: Nope, Haven't seen him.
G-Soldier 2: Nope, he was here a minute ago.
G-Soldier 3: Who? Captain, nope, Haven't seen him all day.
G-Soldier 4: Captain? Oh, he must be sleeping like always.
Fujin gets Angry
(Raijin is sleeping on the job!)
Fujin gets in the car and goes looking for him.
Fujin is driving furiously
Fujin sees Raijin in the middle of the road.
Fujin hits the breaks.
The Car Almost hit Raijin
Raijin Wakes up
Raijin: YAHH!
Raijin: Ouf, ...know.
Fujin gets out of the car
Raijin: My god Fujin, your face is all red, ya..
Bang!
Fujin hits Raijin hard.
Fujin then goes for a rest in the Balamb Hotel.


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First SeeD Mission.

Rinoa: Ok. We need to detached the trains without being seen.
Selphie: Ah, screw that!
Selphie takes a rocket laucher and aims at the President Train.
Squall: Selphie, NO!
:shoot: Train de-rails.
Zell: Now we won't be able to talk with him.
Squall: That's not my consenred...
Zell: What?
Squall points ahead.
Zell: We are going to crash in them!!
Squall: Give me that!
Squall takes rocket launcher fires at the junction of trains.:shoot:
Rails turn.
Rinoa: Yes! We're Save!
Selphie: Booyaka!
Zell: You're a hero!
Squall: ... (Mental note, never give Selphie Big Weapons.)


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