Why did the PuPu cross the road?
Because Squall was trying to kill him.

Whatever was Squall's first baby word. His daddy was thrilled ofcourse.

Squall and Laguna have nice hair, because they wash and condition atleast five times a day. Why you ask? Because they're worth it.

When Squall told Quistis to talk to a wall the wall spoke back and said, "Not even I, a concrete wall wants to talk to the likes of you. El o el."

Squall was extremely angry after Seifer scaratched his face so he decided to get plastic surgery. Cid thought this was a good idea so he too got plastic sugery, but he still ended up looking like Robin Williams anyway.

Quistis teaches late night "special classes" for those who want to know how good she is with a whip.