Jokes: Let's have some fun!

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #1
1. Place yourself near a stream.

Seifer: Hey look! A bird nest.
Thrustaevis arrives
Mother Thrustaevis Attacks Seifer.
...
Seifer: Why you..!
Kills The Mother.
Seifer: Damn, what have I done... thoses poor baby birds.
Seifer gives 10000 gils to the babys
Seifer: Here, take this and buy something.
Baby: ???
Seifer: Oh, and I'm sure Galbadia Garden would accept you in there family.
Seifer goes away in distance of the sunset
...
Baby Bird 1 : He must be high..
Baby Bird 2 : Yeah...


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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #2
2. Chocobos are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

Fujin: LOOK!
Seifer: A Chocobo is coming our way?
...
Raijin: Ride ON!, ya know!
Seifer: ...(Looks at Fujin)
Fujin: ...(Looks at Seifer & knods)
Raijin: THIS IS FUN, YA KNOW!
Fujin: STOP!
Chocobo Stop suddenly
Raijin is airborne
Raijin: WAHHHH!!
Raijin falls in the lake.
Seifer:
Raijin got a trout in his mouth.
Raijin spits the trout.
Instead of being mad.
Raijin: HEY, I caugth the dinner, ya know!


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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 3
3. No one but you knows your 'secret place'.

Seifer: So, you want to make out?
Quistis: No, I just want to talk.
Seifer: Why did you bring me here?
Quistis: I just wanted to say something to you in private.
Seifer: You can tell me that any other time.
Quistis: I just want to say my feel...
Seifer Kiss Her Passionatly.
Quistis: I'm not...
Quistis: ..instructor...
Quistis: ..an.y...
Quistis: Oh, Forget it!
Kissing continues...


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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 4.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.

Seifer: Thoses darn Galbadian won't keep me in jail for long.
Seifer: HEY YOU!
Biggs: Me?
Seifer: YEAH YOU! Come here for a sec.
Biggs: What do you want.
Seifer: I think there's a snake in here.
Opens the door
Biggs: Where?
Seifer hits Biggs and runs off
Biggs: Ugh, not another Balamb Student...

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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 5.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

Seifer goes under the waterfall to refresh himself.
Seifer: Ha... This is refreshing.
Fujin: RAIJIN?
Seifer: Where is Raijin...?
They look all sides
Seifer looks up :rolleyes2
...
Seifer steps back
Raijin falls in the river from the waterfall, along what seems to be a Fastitocalon
Raijin: I'll get you, I'll get you, ya know!
Fastitocalon takes a bite of Raijin's leg.
Raijin: Arrgh! He took a bite out of my leg, ya know.
Seifer draws his Gunblade and kills it.
Later
Raijin: Henhen, better than last time, ya know.
Fujin: FOOD.
Seifer: ...Thirsty.

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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 6.
6. The water is crystal clear.

Seifer: I can see the reflexion of my face.
Seifer: Wah!:
Seifer Splashes the Water
Fujin: SEIFER?
Seifer: Oh, nothing. I just taugh I saw a scar on my face.
Looks Again
Seifer: Wah!
Splashes Again
Fujin: SQUALL.
Seifer: Oh right, I always seem to forget.
Looks Again
Seifer: ...Wah!
Splashes Raijin
Raijin: No! My Hair, My hair, ya know!
Seifer:

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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 7.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See? You're smiling already.


Now chicken-wuss tries to make an appology, but the enviroment is so relaxing...

Zell: I'm sorry!, Quit it!
Seifer: We're the disciplinary committee.
Raijin: I think he had enough, ya know.:rolleyes2
Fujin: STOP!
Seifer: Ok, hehe, I'll stop. Don't ever run in the Garden, whatever the reason.
Zell: ...
Seifer:

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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 8.
8. Rest anywhere you want to whenever you feel too much presure.

Raijin is sleeping in the middle of the street.
Fujin: (Where the hell is Raijin, he's supposed to be on Patrol.)
G-Soldier 1: Nope, Haven't seen him.
G-Soldier 2: Nope, he was here a minute ago.
G-Soldier 3: Who? Captain, nope, Haven't seen him all day.
G-Soldier 4: Captain? Oh, he must be sleeping like always.
Fujin gets Angry
(Raijin is sleeping on the job!)
Fujin gets in the car and goes looking for him.
Fujin is driving furiously
Fujin sees Raijin in the middle of the road.
Fujin hits the breaks.
The Car Almost hit Raijin
Raijin Wakes up
Raijin: YAHH!
Raijin: Ouf, ...know.
Fujin gets out of the car
Raijin: My god Fujin, your face is all red, ya..
Bang!
Fujin hits Raijin hard.
Fujin then goes for a rest in the Balamb Hotel.

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9. Smell the Fresh outdoors Outside of town.

Seifer: Haa. Now that's better.
Bushes moves
Raijin: Hey, the bush just moved, ya know.
Raijin: Maybe it's a monster, ya know.
Seifer looks at the bush and see a White&Black creature.
Seifer: You go check Raijin..
Raijin goes check the bush
Raijin gets the treatment.
Raijin: No, Not that, ya know!
...later
Raijin: I stink, ya know!
Seifer: You stink... you know.
Fujin: SKUNK! I KNOW.

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Lesson 10.
10. Nothing is more relaxing when you enjoy the fresh enviroments, explore it's many inhabitants.

Fujin: T-REX!
Raijin: RUN, ya know.
Seifer cast Pain
Seifer shows No Mercy
Seifer takes it down himself.
Seifer: Ah! Nothing better than a day of workout!

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First SeeD Mission.

Rinoa: Ok. We need to detached the trains without being seen.
Selphie: Ah, screw that!
Selphie takes a rocket laucher and aims at the President Train.
Squall: Selphie, NO!
:shoot: Train de-rails.
Zell: Now we won't be able to talk with him.
Squall: That's not my consenred...
Zell: What?
Squall points ahead.
Zell: We are going to crash in them!!
Squall: Give me that!
Squall takes rocket launcher fires at the junction of trains.:shoot:
Rails turn.
Rinoa: Yes! We're Save!
Selphie: Booyaka!
Zell: You're a hero!
Squall: ... (Mental note, never give Selphie Big Weapons.)

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Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 11.
11. Always good to see new cultures.

Soldier: It's the enemy, kill them!
Raijin: YO, ya know.
Fujin: COME!
Seifer summons Cerberus
Cerberus bites the heads of all 3 soldier, simultaneously.
Cerberus: HEY! YOU PROMISED ME THE ETERNAL BREATH ATTACK!:frust:
Seifer: Yeah, but its been taken by Eden.
Cerberus: WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SHOCKWAVE PULSAR?
Seifer: ...Whatever. (Three heads are better than one... ...and did I just said, whatever?)

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