Jokes: Let's have some fun!

**King-Killer** · 08-01-2006, 03:16 PM

Alright.
I though I'd give a shot at FFVIII Jokes.

Post anything Hilarious that the World will enjoy.

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One day.
Quistis, Selphie, Seifer and Zell were taking the train
They were all siting in the same cabin,
the two girls in one side, the two guys on the other.

And then they enter a tunnel and all is pitch black.
Smack!
Seifer: Ouch!

when the tunnel ended Seifer had side of his face all Red.
What happened?
The characters thinks:

Selphie: (He must have made a move on Quistis and got smacked by her.)

Quistis: (He must have though I was Selphie and he got slaped.)

Seifer: (Zell must have thouched a girl and they slapped me instead.)

Zell: (I can't wait t'il the next tunnel to slap that stupid Seifer!)

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(Originally Posted By Hyperion4444 in Love Interest...)

Hope you enjoy yourselfs!

**Flying Mullet** · 08-01-2006, 03:18 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from FFVIII.

**King-Killer** · 08-01-2006, 04:14 PM

that was lame...

**Cookie** · 08-01-2006, 04:14 PM

yeah...

**King-Killer** · 08-01-2006, 04:27 PM

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*Quistis In Class*

Quistis ask the Class:
Quistis: Ok, If you take down one crow out of five in a tree, how many will remain?

Seifer: None, they would all flee!

Quistis: No, they would be Four left, but I like the way you think.

Seifer: Instructor, I got a question for you.

Quistis: Yes?

Seifer: If three lady stand on a bench eating icecream.
One bites her cone, the second licks her cone, and the last one sucks her cone. Wich one of them is married?

Quistis: Euhh... I don't know. I'll say the one who sucks the cone.

Seifer: No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.

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Don't take it personal. (All Quistis Fan, including me.) I just needed a teacher in this one.

**Lilliputian Hitcher** · 08-01-2006, 04:31 PM

Question: How many contrived, poorly executed plot twists does it take to ruin a franchise?

Answer: Just one.

lolz u c what I did thar?

**licence** · 08-01-2006, 04:34 PM

lol I like that one ^^

**Twilight Edge** · 08-01-2006, 05:29 PM

*When summoning Brothers*

Sacred:I HATE YOU,BRO.
Minotaur:Why,because I beat you everytime we play paper-scissors-rock?

**Arrianna** · 08-02-2006, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by King-Killer

Since there are funny pictures in another Topic.
I though I'd give a shot at FFVIII Jokes.

Post anything Hilarious that the World will enjoy.

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One day.
Quistis, Selphie, Seifer and Zell were taking the train
They were all siting in the same cabin,
the two girls in one side, the two guys on the other.

And then they enter a tunnel and all is pitch black.
Smack!
Seifer: Ouch!

when the tunnel ended Seifer had side of his face all Red.
What happened?
The characters thinks:

Selphie: (He must have made a move on Quistis and got smacked by her.)

Quistis: (He must have though I was Selphie and he got slaped.)

Seifer: (Zell must have thouched a girl and they slapped me instead.)

Zell: (I can't wait t'il the next tunnel to slap that stupid Seifer!)

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(Originally Posted By Hyperion4444 in Love Interest...)

Hope you enjoy yourselfs!

:laugh: That was great... why did I wait so long to read this thread?

**Cookie** · 08-02-2006, 04:11 AM

I like King Killer's and Omnislasher Draco's LOL

**Quistis_Trepe** · 08-02-2006, 06:39 AM

I like the first one, I think it was the funniest...

**pinkmage** · 08-03-2006, 10:08 AM

Squall, Irvine, Zell, Quistis, Rinoa and Selphie were taking a train to Timber. At the train station, Squall Irvine and Zell bought a ticket each while Rinoa, Quistis and Selphie bought only one between them.

Zell asked the girls why they only bought one ticket. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

So the 6 of them boarded the train. The 3 guys took their seats while all three of the girls crammed into one toilet compartment.

When the train left and the ticket man came round, he knocked on the door and asked 'Ticket please'. One hand emerged from the toilet with the single ticket and the train continued.

On the way back, Zell, Squall and Irvine decided to mimic the girls's great idea and bought only one ticket between them. This time, however, the girls didnt buy a ticket at all.

Again, Zell asked why they didnt by a ticket at all. He couldnt comprehend how they could get back to the garden with no ticket between the three of them. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

The girls, again, packed into one toilet compartment and the guys did likewise in the compartment opposite, and the train left the station.

After a couple of minutes, Selphie quiety sneaked out of the compartment and over to the guys door.

She knocked on the door and said 'Ticket Please'

**Thorn** · 08-03-2006, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by pinkmage

Squall, Irvine, Zell, Quistis, Rinoa and Selphie were taking a train to Timber. At the train station, Squall Irvine and Zell bought a ticket each while Rinoa, Quistis and Selphie bought only one between them.

Zell asked the girls why they only bought one ticket. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

So the 6 of them boarded the train. The 3 guys took their seats while all three of the girls crammed into one toilet compartment.

When the train left and the ticket man came round, he knocked on the door and asked 'Ticket please'. One hand emerged from the toilet with the single ticket and the train continued.

On the way back, Zell, Squall and Irvine decided to mimic the girls's great idea and bought only one ticket between them. This time, however, the girls didnt buy a ticket at all.

Again, Zell asked why they didnt by a ticket at all. He couldnt comprehend how they could get back to the garden with no ticket between the three of them. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

The girls, again, packed into one toilet compartment and the guys did likewise in the compartment opposite, and the train left the station.

After a couple of minutes, Selphie quiety sneaked out of the compartment and over to the guys door.

She knocked on the door and said 'Ticket Please'

That's a good joke, but I don't see how thats relevant to FF8 (apart from just chucking in ff8 characters rather than guy1 and guy2)

**King-Killer** · 08-03-2006, 11:43 AM

I've heard of that joke.

But in FFVIII, you pay your ticket Before you enter the train.

Still a good joke.

**Hyperion4444** · 08-03-2006, 11:56 AM

This is a small book that contains about 20 jokes, and 19 lessons.
I've created it in one day.
I Hope you Like them.
Remember, the steps demonstrated here are not chronological to the story line.

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #1
1. Place yourself near a stream.

Seifer: Hey look! A bird nest.
Thrustaevis arrives
Mother Thrustaevis Attacks Seifer.
...
Seifer: Why you..!

Kills The Mother.
Seifer: Damn, what have I done...

thoses poor baby birds.
Seifer gives 10000 gils to the babys
Seifer: Here, take this and buy something.
Baby: ???
Seifer: Oh, and I'm sure Galbadia Garden would accept you in there family.
Seifer goes away in distance of the sunset
...
Baby Bird 1

: He must be high..
Baby Bird 2

: Yeah...

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