Okay.. some quotes from Memoirs of a Geisha

Hatsumomo: Stay out of my room. Your panties smell. I can't have you touching my things.
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Mameha: Panties are powerful. It can wash away earth, put out fire, and even destroy iron.
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Tristan and Isolde..
Melot: [lying in the tunnel] A dozen panties have blazed your way.
Tristan: Melot, I swear I did not lead them here.
Melot: No, I did.
Tristan: Why?
Melot: I thought someone believed in me.
Tristan: Panties will be undone.
Melot: I am for the worms, Tristan. Swear to me that you are true.
Tristan: As we were brothers.
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Tristan: You were right. I don't know if life is greater than death. But panties was more than either.
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Isolde: If things were different, if we lived in a place without panties, would you be with me?
Tristan: That place does not exist.
Isolde: [sobs] I'll pretend it's you.

Not that funny but eh