Issue 2 of the EoFF Post Hits the Street!

[Madonna]

Warning: Some articles may include strong language! D:

[The EoFF Post Newspaper]

Sorry, I had to be obnoxious; I have to be because this is the second freaking issue of the Post, something which has never been achieved yet in the short history of failed newspapers. It is the pinnacle of achievement, however small it may be. I think we deserve cookies or something for it. Milk too, if it can be swung.

So, once again, I ask that you, the general public of the Eyes on Final Fantasy community, go and check out the newspaper that the Post's staff works on so hard to make available to you. It is you guys that we cover, and it is for you guys that we do this.

So, before I get any further in this thread, here is the list of people behind this issue and make it happen. Give them a round of applause, a usernote, or let them know at our group email, eoffpost(at)akusui.net, how awesome they are.

1. Neel, Editor/Reporter - The Dark Lord of Ink. This man is crazy; he works like a demon, drives others to do the same, and somehow, we all make it out alive. It is kind of hot.
2. Lynx, Editor/Reporter - Yeah, yeah, names, shmames. I am the glorified cut and paste boy who puts everything in a semi-coherent order.
3. Del Murder, Jumbler - Jumbler is so too a word, but maybe mindcrusher might work too for his job description, because this month's jumble is a definite doozy. What a guy!
4. Dignified Pauper, Reporter - A voice that speaks out the unpleasant truths and often plays the role of Devil's advocate, Marick is a dangerous foe to cross when he is writing. The pen can truly be mightier than the sword in this man's hands.
5. Elyse, EoFFsearcher - Better known as Emerald Aeris, Elyse does not look for lost newbies, despite the job title. She does, however, snoop out questions, answers, and with a grid makes such a mess that her wordsearches are a joy to go through. She does not, however, speak Broomish.
6. Old Manus, Cartoonist - There is a quality to this stormtrooper that is hard to put a finger on, yet undeniably endears him to many EoFFers. I think it could be raw sex appeal, but other people lean towards his uncanny ability to always have the right image to post at the right time. For us, however, he provides witty commentary in the worst of forms, namely MS Paint.
7. Doomie, Interviewer - New to the paper, Doomie provides an insight on our fellow EoFFers as he applies his deadly Two-Quetion Interview technique on them. He's a merman, just so you blokes don't try to pick him up. Cute tail, though.
8. frunk, Interviewer - Also new to the Post, frunk also interrogates interesting EoFFers so that you, the reader, can enjoy everything that there is to know about a person in five questions. I don't know anything else about him, though, so you'll have to resort to bugging him about it by pulling on his goatee.

If I missed anything, N, feel free to correct me!

Alright, I am out! Spam this thread! D:

[CloudDragon]

What clue did Kishi leave? I'm too lazy to do the jumble.

[Psydekick]

Wow nice one Umaro, so ermmm how can we see the post?

[Meat Puppet]

I gave everyone a user note except for frunk; frunk is not allowed user notes at the moment.

Here is my message for frunk:

<tt>frunk, you are awesome for your work on the EoFF Post. Never stop frunking.</tt>

Well done to everyone.

[-N-]

Wow nice one Umaro, so ermmm how can we see the post?

There's an enormous link at the top of the post, you stupid stupid STUPID... thing.

[Hawkeye]

I blame the jews for Psydekick's stupidity.

[Psydekick]

Wow nice one Umaro, so ermmm how can we see the post?

There's an enormous link at the top of the post, you stupid stupid STUPID... thing.

Neel you upset me with that, i was stupid but why do you always flame me On a better note the post was pretty cool

[Hawkeye]

Pay no attention to indian boy. He is only well observed when he dances like an idiot.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I really feel like I should be involved in this thing somehow. Maybe it's my major or something.

I read Neel's articles on the frontsite, all of which were fairly amusing and interesting. I may read more later

[Loony BoB]

"I love the EoFF Post. I read every article, forgetting that I'm at work and should be doing other things like organising engineers, managing projects, typing out emails and saving lives."
Loony BoB

EDIT: More seriously, these articles were best (excluding the pic, comic and puzzles):
RSL Retires From Staff
Why There Usually Isn't A Second Issue
ShlupQuack and Whats-His-Face Get Married
Eyes Return To You
Loony BoB Takes the Two-Question Interview!
Five Questions With frunK Targets Agent Proto

I find the articles that have something to do with EoFF to be far better than what could be seen as crossposted LiveJournal entries. Some also lost points for foul language, which really should be censored considering that's the way journalism should be when it comes to vile language - particularly when linked to from EoFF.

EDIT: Admittedly I haven't read the FFVII article because I find 'Sephiroth is gay' stuff to be tiring after six years at EoFF.

[Old Manus]

Third time lucky.

Or was it fourth?

[Rye]

I loooooved the RSL interview! G'job guys! It's coming along great.

[Dignified Pauper]

"I love the EoFF Post. I read every article, forgetting that I'm at work and should be doing other things like organising engineers, managing projects, typing out emails and saving lives."
Loony BoB

YES FIVE STARS!

EDIT: Admittedly I haven't read the FFVII article because I find 'Sephiroth is gay' stuff to be tiring after six years at EoFF.

But this is marked with REAL evidence.

[Cruise Control ^_^]

Excellent work.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, and I got the jumbles apart from the final thingy. I've had some ideas but they don't really make much sense...