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Amazon.com now sells groceries. Most popular of their items is the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, which is under the category Gourmet Food. Enjoy the user reviews, several of which have helped us over at #fat_chocobo make informed buying decisions about how to stock our food supplies.

[Madonna]

"One of the insurmountable obstacles in my life has been how to get a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk from Gristedes back to my apartment without finishing it first. Up until now it was necessary to buy a second gallon. Amazon has changed all that. Now I can get my Tuscan Whole Milk at my apartment in a sealed cardboard box that will protect it at least as far as the elevator. From that point the "No Milk Guzzling" sign in the elevator holds me back. In the short walk to my apartment door I may down a pint or two but for the most part the gallon stays intact. This has changed my life immeasurably for the better."

[Sylvie]

This is pathetic.

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[Madame Adequate]

Oh, you guys have caught on now? I've known about this for a week. Seriously though, it's hi-larious stuff.

[rubah]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Ch<b></b>uck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the smurf he wants.

This is now incorrect. I propose it is changed to this:

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz can kill 100 percent of whatever the smurf it wants.

[Rye]

Oh, you guys have caught on now? I've known about this for a week. Seriously though, it's hi-larious stuff.

Yeah. I went onto Amazon and I saw how they now sell groceries and I became roflstiltzkin. xD I'm sure the people who comment on the food are all very special.

[Madame Adequate]

Oh, you guys have caught on now? I've known about this for a week. Seriously though, it's hi-larious stuff.

Yeah. I went onto Amazon and I saw how they now sell groceries and I became roflstiltzkin. xD Now people don't even go to the market to buy groceries. ;__;

Roflstiltzkin? That... is fantastic.

And hooray for the demise of markets! Internet shopping > meatspace shopping.

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My wife loves these more than I do and tends to play with the firm hard and perfectly ripe bananas which she says gives her great pleasure when I am gone. I am not sure what she means, but based on the look of the peel, I have a feeling she's not just using them for nourishment.

[Hambone]

You can buy food from amazon!?

[Sylvie]

Yes, but I really don't recommend it. :P

[Rye]

My wife loves these more than I do and tends to play with the firm hard and perfectly ripe bananas which she says gives her great pleasure when I am gone. I am not sure what she means, but based on the look of the peel, I have a feeling she's not just using them for nourishment.

Did you ever know that you're my hero? I really need to comment on there and tell Amazon my appreciate for bananas, the fruit I like.

[Decessus]

I laugh at amazon for this, but I have to admit, it looks better than the stuff at that new resturant down the street, Cankered Barrel.

[DarknessFromAbove]

heh heh

Note: Gift-wrapping is not available for this item.

[Rye]

Am I weird for being upset that no one has commented on any Rye products yet? I wanted to see people say that Rye was tasty and amazing. ;__;

[Mr. Graves]

My wife loves these more than I do and tends to play with the firm hard and perfectly ripe bananas which she says gives her great pleasure when I am gone. I am not sure what she means, but based on the look of the peel, I have a feeling she's not just using them for nourishment.

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XD