All a girlfriend (or ex gf in this case) does is make drama in your life.

[Peegee]

Heh Sammie I can just imagine it now...

"girl you STAY away from my MAN!"

xD

I jest I jest

[Rye]

Sammie could definitely take her out, being an awesome Italian sister and all. ;D

And sorry, PG. She should go suck some pocky and stop calling.

[Peegee]

Sammie could definitely take her out, being an awesome Italian sister and all. ;D

I haven't yet met an italian female who wasn't attractive / smart / unique / asian

:D

[Raistlin]

Well, I think the important part here is the mafia connections.

[Rye]

I haven't yet met an italian female who wasn't attractive / smart / unique / asian

PG is very smart.

[Peegee]

Well, I think the important part here is the mafia connections.

And Pizza. mmmmmm....tasty

[SammieBabe]

Well, I think the important part here is the mafia connections.

What's the mafia??

I used to do this for guy friends all the time. Apparently I'm pretty good at scaring off exes.
If you really wanted to freak her out, I could even drop the fact that I'm pregnant. Let her wonder on THAT one...

[Rye]

Sammie is my hero. xD <3

[Peegee]

I need friends like Sammie :D

edit:

From the world of warcraft cross posted forum with the same text:

"Reply, stating how much you've missed her and you're looking forward to seeing her at the party. Don't go to the party."

^ amazing advice

[SammieBabe]

I aim to please...

[Tavrobel]

PG's ex got winned by SammieBabe.

[Meat Puppet]

In 2003, I had a girlfriend who could be considered a little psychotic. She would do crazy [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] like lying in front of my car when I was trying to leave so I couldn't escape. She eventually broke it off because she thought I was cheating on her. I wasn't, but I was cool with that.

Two years later she started to txt message me. I don't think I ever gave her my number, though. She's like some detective or whatever. Her messages were quite vicious and—under the recommendation of Vodafone NZ (mobile phone operator)—I ignored her messages. She would eventually start with stuff like

"Do you not like my because I'm ugly?"

"Do you not like my because I'm stupid?"

I can't remember what else. Pretty boring stuff. Soon she started to get into the

"REPLY or I will kill myself in *5* minutes"
"now *4* minutes"

And so on. I supposed it was best to respond. I just said that I was just about [out] of credit. She replied by topping me up $20. It was quite stressful; after she went through so much trouble to top me up I felt as if I was obligated to engage in txt conversation with her.

She got so annoying that I eventually changed my number. Things were quiet for about 3 months until she got my number again and we were back to the her killing herself thing.

She finally stopped when I hurled my phone out the window (my reasons for this were unrelated to her, but having her away for a while is definitely a bonus).

[Doomie]

You have to make her hate you, in which case I suggest sleeping with her, then sleeping with her mom/sister/best friend.

[daggertrepe]

Whoa! He wants to get rid of this freak, not get the rep. of a man *sneezes*! :rolleyes2

[Jojee]

The faking accent and pretending you're not you thing is actually pretty good! Or really, just have Sammie call her XD

And jesus, MP, that's crazy. *calls Joel and does that to him* (yes I actually have his number, just checked my list o_OOO *boggles*)