A 40 of Max Ice is the only way to get me to drink beer before I'm drunk. After I've become drunk I'll drink any kind of beer because I can't really taste it.

Gin and Juice is where it's at. Whiskey and Vodka straight are also pretty good. Tequila has recently made it's way to be my favourite drink, though.

EDIT: I have a mini-book of triple-X shots but I never use it because I can't handle the taste of the mixes. They're horrid, but get you drunk fast.

I had a 95% alcoholic beverage (the name currently escapes me) mixed with Dr. Pepper once. It was hard to keep down after the initial chug because it burned your entire mouth and throat, but it got me drunk ridiculously fast and hard. I puked more than I have in my entire life that night.