Times you do NOT want a keyblade to pop into your hands Probably Spoilers

[yojimbosoul]

this thread is awsome

[Xaldin_XIII]

Soras skydiving
"Woohoooo" *Parachute opens and sora raises hands* "WOOOOHOOOO" *POP* *goes through parachute* "ARGHHHHH"!!!!

Sora miracuosly lands safely in the middle of the road "whew"
*Truck zooms past just missing Sora* "Wow this is my lucky day" takes two steps and finds a 1000 munny coin on the road* "WOW TODAY ROCKS!!!!" bends over to get it and *POP* goes through his foot and into the road* "ARGHHH!!!!" *Truck reverses and hits Sora*

[obsessed_wif_yuna]

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO FUNNY!!! umm...

*sora has just bought a brand new only-one-in-the-world lamborghini* *hands salesperson munny*
*driving along the freeway*
*pop* *causes sora to crash into a tree*

Sora: (thinking) OH F*** I FORGOT TO GET THE INSURANCE!!..*jerks*...*jerks*...*dead* X.X

[IceAngel]

Erm this ones not funny but it just came into my head neways....

Sora is in a lift full of people.
*pop*
The people die.

(tumbleweed drifts past)

[Griff]

Roxas' Movie Career:
Director: Ok kid. In this scene you're going to wake up in your adoptive mother's arms in the middle of the street. You will see the large dragon in front of you. Say your line and run at it until the man with the gun arm stops you. ACTION!
Roxas: *wakes up* Son of a Bitch! *pop*
*dragon falls over dead*
Director:CUT! What the hell was that kid! That wasn't in the script. Now we have to go find another dragon. Do you know how much one of those things costs! It's coming out of your salary.
Roxas: damn... *throws away keyblade, which hits and kills director*
Director: *dead*

[Crimson]

LMFAO! i gotta try this

Showdown of fate 2 starts

Sephiroth: You cant defeat your darkness cloud
(Cloud jumps right in front of sora)
Sora: Go Cloud!

*POP*

(Keyblade stabs cloud and kills him)
Sora: whoops
Tifa: Cloud!
Sephiroth: now nothing can stop me
(sephiroth destroys everything)

the end

Sora: THATS IT SCREW THIS KEYBLADE IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT ALWAYS APPEARING!!!!

(Sora throws keyblade in the bin and goes and buys an M-K 47)

sorry couldnt resist

sorry for double posting


Instead of apologising, you could use the edit/delete button in future - Psychotic.

[Decessus]

Sora is behind a guy in line.
*Pop*
Guy: Oooh.

[Dragonface]

Sora: Yeah, I quit the whole keyblade thing.
Kairi: You can't just quit!
Sora: The random popping thing pissed me off, I quit... Deal with it!
*pops in his hands*
WHAT THE FFF- I locked it in a fricken chest and buried it in the sands hoping the sea would take it away so it would float in space and hopefully never be seen again!
*throws the keyblade over Kairi's shoulder as hard as he can, breathing heavily...*
Whew.
*it appears behind his head and knocks him down*
Sora: Oh my GOD!! That's it, I'm gonna melt it.
Kairi: No sora! Here, if I hold it then it will "think" you're holding it.
Sora: Keyblades think?
Kairi: ...Yes?
*Kairi takes the keyblade... Another one pops in Sora's hands.*
Sora: smurf! Another one!? WHAT THE HECK?
Mickey's voice in the distance: HEY WHERE'D MY KEYBLADE GO!?

Sora: Oh crap *Turn to Mickey* YOUR KEYBLADE SHOW UP IN MY HANDS!!!
* Mickey and Riku ran towards Sora*
Mickey: How did it do that Sora?
Sora: I don't know Mickey and I don't get it, *turn to Kairi* any more bright ideas Kairi?
Kairi: Maybe, , *Turn to Riku* Riku.
Riku: Yes?
Kairi: Cut Sora's BOTH HANDS.
*Riku did do as he been told then 5 seconds later new hands apear on Sora with a Keyblade on each new hand.*
Sora: I get the point when Keyblade apear but WHERE DID THESE HANDS APEAR FROM!!!!
*Elsewhere*
Roxas: MY KEYBLADES, MY HANDS, WHERE DID THE GONE TO AND HOW DID IT HAPPEN!!!!
Luxord: I don't know At lest now you can't ruin my cards like the last time you did .

ROFLWAFFLE!!!xDDDxDXXd

Sora: I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE,*turn to Riku* RIKU WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME!!!
Riku: FINE!!!!*Riku killed Sora*
Kairi: RIKU!!!!
Riku: What?
Kairi: I HATE YOU NOW!!! I love Sora, I want him to take my virginity but, now..he's..DEAD, YOU A##HOLE!!!!
*Both Keyblade gone from Sora's new, dead hands to Kairi's hands*
Micky: *look at Kairi*Umm...*turn to Riku*nice to know you Riku..*Run away*
Riku: MICKY DON'T LEAVE ME WITH-
*Very Pissed Kairi attack and kill Riku before he could say anything else*
Riku:...
*Roxas apear out of nowhere handless and look at Sora's and Riku's lifeless bodies*
Roxas: WHAT THE...
Kairi: Roxas, I Love you so much that I want to have sex with you.
Roxas: (WTF, why does Kairi love me AND want to have sex with me? Naminé is going to kill me if she finds out...)

[leader of mortals]

Kairi: Hi Sora
Sora: Hi Kairi
*as they walk by each other...*

POP

*Kairi lies dead*
Sora:
*Sora realizes something*

Oh wait Sora would like this.

Well anyway fill in the blanks, lol.

my non sexual version

Kairi: Hi Sora
Sora: Hi Kairi
*as they walk by each other...*

POP

*Kairi lies dead*
Sora:
Sora: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Riku: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
random dude: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*sora and riku look at him*
Random dude: i didnt want to be left out

[McLovin']

*Kairi and Sora talking*

*keyblade appears in Sora's hand*

Sora: To answer your question, something like that.

[Dragonface]

Sora: 'Kairi.'
Kairi: 'Yes Sora?'
Sora: *Knee down and show a wedding ring* 'Will you marry me?'
Kairi: 'Yes I do.'
*Keyblade replace ring*
Sora: 'Will the Keyblade will do?'
Kairi: 'Well, the Keyblade did apear where the ring was. So yea the Keyblade will have to.'
KeyBlade: 'HELL NO. I AM NOT A WEDDING KEYBLADE!!!'
Sora&Kairi: 'THEN YOU SOUNDN'T APEAR AND REPLACE A WEDDING RING!!!'

[leader of mortals]

*sora scratches his butt*

*POP*

Sora: Riku is that you?

[Dragonface]

*In a Library.*

Naminé: ... *Reading a book titled 'How to get your man for dummies'* ...
*Keyblade apear in Naminé's free hand*
Keyblade: WATS UP!!!
Naminé: *Look at the Keyblade* OMFG!!!!!!

[IceAngel]

LMAO talking keyblades... wot will they think of next

[Dragonface]

~ At the beach ~

Shadow: FINALLY, no hearts to hunt, no boss/es to order us, and no Key bearer to kill us.
Dusk, Soldier & Neoshadow: Yea...
*Sound 'Ping!'*
Shadow: That better be the bell!
Keyblade: COME ON SORA, LET ME KILL THEM!!!!
Dusk: ITS THE KEY BEARER, RUN FOR SOULS!!!!
*Dusk&Heartless ran away*
Sora: GOD DANM YOU KEYBLADE!!!!