Times you do NOT want a keyblade to pop into your hands Probably Spoilers

[Eiko Guy]

Sora behind some gay guy *pop*
guy: oooh behave

[Dragonface]

~ At the beach ~

Shadow: FINALLY, no hearts to hunt, no boss/es to order us, and no Key bearer to kill us.
Dusk, Soldier & Neoshadow: Yea...
*Sound 'Ping!'*
Shadow: That better be the bell!
Keyblade: COME ON SORA, LET ME KILL THEM!!!!
Dusk: ITS THE KEY BEARER, RUN FOR SOULS!!!!
*Dusk&Heartless ran away*
Sora: GOD DANM YOU KEYBLADE!!!!

OCC: Yes I'm quoting myself.

~ In Kairi's bedroom ~

Kairi: ZZZZZZZZ!
Shadow: God, what a heaver sleeper. I will rape her, and she's think she having sex with Sora.
*Keyblade apear in Kairi's hand*
Keyblade: What are you doing??
Shadow: Oh Crap! I forgot that she can also use a Keyblade...

[Omega_Weapon]

He comes a sick spoiler so if u hate sick stuff stay away (SPOILER)Sora is....pleasuring himself then...pop...the keyblade appears and he stabs his own....

[Dragonface]

~ At the Art Class ~

Naminé: OK, this master piece took me THREE YEARS to get it done. Now for the final fix-up before...
*Keyblade replace paint brush, ripping thought paper*
Naminé: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I HATE BEING KAIRI'S NOBODY!!!!!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Sora behind some gay guy *pop*
guy: oooh behave

lmao

[Dragonface]

Kairi behind some lady *pop*
Lady: HELP ME, *Point to Kairi* THAT MAN JUST RAPE ME!!!
Kairi: First of all I'M A GIRL, second...
FBI: We require backup, we got an armed rapest, stop him!*Guns starts pointing at Kairi*
Kairi: crap...

Here another.

~ At the Black Pearl ~

Sora: Here you go Jack.*Pass a Keyblade to Jack, few seconds later another appear in Sora's hand* What the...?
Donald: Oh boy.
Goofy: I guest that Jack is also the Keyblade master now because it didn't gone out of his hand.
Jack: Oh goody.
Sora: If that the case then where this one came from?
~ At the same time in Twilight Town ~
Micky: Hay where did my KEYBLADE gone off to?
Riku: I don't know, I don't know.

[Ashley Schovitz]

Huh isn't Sora able to control when he wants the keyblade, in that fight I recall him doing it on purpose, Roxas must've never learned how to summon it, or he might've just forgot.

[Dragonface]

Sora takes his PS3 back to gamespot. "Sorry, you can't take it back. You should have gotten our keyblade insurrance! hahahahaha!"
Roxas walks in. "Hey, Sora, you forgot to get keyblade insurrance huh. hahahahaha! Yeah, I think I'll get that."
*pop*
Sora: "Hahaha, you didn't buy your insurrance, yet."
gamespot guy: "That'll be $800, Mr. Roxas."
Roxas: "NOOOOOO"

gamespot clerk: "Whoops, Roxas, I mean 800 munny. That's if you want to buy another PS3."
Roxas: "Oh, it's easy to get that kinda munny in this game. I happen to have 99999 munny."
gamestop clerk: "Sold!"
*pop*
Sora: "Hahaha!"
Roxas: "Noooooo"
Last 4 lines of action repeat for several days.
Ken Kutaragi at E3 2007: "We have already sold more than the Wii, making us the better system according to the fans! At least in Twilight Town where we've sold several million. Which is kinda funny considering there are only about 20 people who live there."
Satoru Iwada: "That dirty..." *tries to make a keyblade appear in his hand but that would be when you'd want one, so it didn't work.

~ Elsewhere in Mircosoft HQ ~
Bills Gate: That dirty... *tries to make a keyblade appear in his hand but fail* ...wait...I got a better idea, Master C(from Halo)!
MC: Yes sir.
Bills Gate: You and Mr marine (From Doom 3) must kipnap Sora and Roxas, as well as make them to buy a Xbox360.
MC: YES SIR!
~ 15 years later ~
Ken Kutaragi at E3 2022: We have sold our Playstation 4 more than what Nintendo and Mircosoft due to we have much more money than them. Nintendo had just give up on hardware a year ago, Mircosoft on the other hand had used too much on something else other than theirs. As to what MS did we Sony do not know.
Satoru Iwada: GOD DAMN THOUGHTS MIRCOSOFT!!!*Look at his workers* HURRY UP, WE STILL NEED TO MAKE SOME SOFTWARE GAMES FOR THE PS4!!!
Bills Gate: GOD DAMN US!!!!

[leader of mortals]

Sora: *in line at a movie theater*
*pop*
Movie official: Ok have all the munny in the register
Sora: But i dont want the...
Movie official: JUST TAKE THE GOD-DAMNED MUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: *takes the munny and has 27.713 billion fbi agents come after him(even though there arent that many people on earth)*
Sora: DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngelofSatire]

I THOUGHT OF ONE!!!!!

Kairi-*Is brishing her hair*
*Pop*
*Looks at her head* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Do ya like?:kaodizzy:

[Dragonface]

Sora behind some gay guy *pop*
guy: oooh behave

lmao

*Order from fount to back of the line (Goofy, Donald, Sora, Kairi, Roxas, Naminé, Riku, Mickey) waiting for their food at KFC*
All:...
*Pops (aka more than one keyblade apear)*
Sora: Is that you Riku?
Roxas: Is that you Axel?
Naminé: Help, someones raping me!
Kairi: Me too but with two times THE POWER!
Riku: WHO THE HECK IS DOING THIS TO ME!!!!
Mickey: Oh ####en crap...
Donald: HELP ME, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE FOOD OF KFD!!!!!!!
Goofy: EVERYONE, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eiko Guy]

I laughed so hard I had to wait a few minutes to type this

[AngelofSatire]

Sora-I wuv you Kairi! *Hugs Kairi*

Kairi-I wuv-

(PoP)

Kairi-So.....ra.......

Sora-Is it just me or is this all a bad joke!!

[Dragonface]

~ At Disney Castle ~

*King Mickey putting gule on his hand and grab his keyblade*
Mickey: HA! Let see you try that keyblade o mine.

~ At the Big Shell (setting in Metal Gear Soild 2)~

Sora: Does anyone know where are we?
Samus: I'm checking it out.
James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Donald&Nemesis: .......

*vamp shows up*
Vamp: Give me your blood!
Nemesis: DIE!
Sora: Yea, you're going to make us...
*Sora summon his keyblade and did with another in the other with something wet...*
Sora: NOT AGAIN...wait....King Mickey?
Mickey: Hey Sora, how did I got here...?*puke on Sora's face*...sorry.

[AngelofSatire]

I thought of A LOT!!!!!


Sora-I'm the keyblade master!*Points to self*
Riku-So Am I!
(Pop!)
Sora-....ughhhhh......*Stabbed with own Keyblade*
Riku-So does that make me the keyblade master now?

Sora-*In a glass shop* Now to find a gift for Kairi.......
*PoP*
(Everything in the store breaks)
Store Owner-*annoyed* I'm sure you'll be paying for all the damages!
Sora-*Pulling out wallet* How much will it be THIS time....