sora on an airplane
sora "excuse me can I have"
(pop)
crowd "terrorist get him"
sora jumps out window and uses glide "I win"
sora on an airplane
sora "excuse me can I have"
(pop)
crowd "terrorist get him"
sora jumps out window and uses glide "I win"
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
~ At the pool ~
Kairi: Wow, nice wetsuit Naminé. *Grap Naminé's white wetsuit*
Naminé: Thanks, yours are nicer than mine. *Grap Kairi's pink wetsuit*
Kairi: Oh you bad girl.
*cue the keyblades for the girls, which made it look like the girls are now nude*
~ 2m away from Kairi and Naminé ~
Sora: OOH...
Roxas: ...MY...
Riku: ...HOLY...
Mickey: ...GOD!
*Each guy had a nose bleed, put his own hand in his trunk, playing with his thing (EOFF don't want to hear)*
SRRM(all the same time): Oh baby...
*cue the keyblades for the guys, each keyblade skicking out*
SRRM:
Kairi: Naminé, we got ourself some peeking toms. Let beat'em with our keyblades.
Naminé: No need to, their keyblade did the work for us.
it was funny until the perverted guys posted
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynobody, Sora's heading our way so get your weapen ready from the bag that Roxas holding.
*Cue the keyblade, replacing the O13's bag of weapens by Roxas' Keyblades*
Xemnas: GOD DAMN YOU 13! THAT THE 6238375TH TIME IT HAPPEN! THAT IT! YOU FIGHT SORA ALONE!!!!!
O13 (ex Xemnas, Roxas and Demyx): YEA!
Roxas: Why me...?*crying*
Demyx: YAHOOOOO!
Others: What?
Demyx: I'm not fighting Sora!
*Last line repeat for 10 years*
Everyone (ex Demyx): SHUT UP DEMYX!!!!!
huh?
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
lol imagine him being a surgeon and suddenly (pop) ouch!
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The Keyblade Flu
~ In TWTNW ~
Roxas: Guys, I got a flu...
Xemnas: Nobodies don't get flus.
Xigbar: We don't get NORMAL flu, but what kind of...
Roxas: AHCOOOOOOOOOO!
*Flu has a new wimp, Demyx*
Demyx: WHY ME!!!!!
*Ping, keyblade apear in Roxas' AND Demyx's hands*
Every Other Nobodies: WTF?
Xaldin: I get the point about Roxas but, for DEMYX that I don't unders...
*All Nobodies have finally can feel fear, and now in a bad timing*
All Nobodies (ex Roxas and Demyx): NOT THAT FLU, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! *And they start running with REAL fear on their face (even the Fearless Xaldin have Real fear)*
*A week later*
Riku: Ummm, Mickey...
Mickey: What is it Riku?
Riku: Have you got a funny feeling that there is NO Nobodies in this world?
Mickey: Yea, this is not right at all...
*The fearless Xaldin ran past Riku and Mickey, only say one line over and over*
Xaldin: Run, run away!
*Riku and Mickey are dumbfold at this*
Riku: WTF was that?
*The nutty Saïx ran past them after Xaldin, only for Riku and Mickey to see what has come next, ping! Keyblade apear in place of the claymore*
Saïx: OMG, it got me, HELP ME!!!!*Yelling like a littel girl when they are fear of something*
Riku: Mickey...
Mickey: Yes...
Riku: Did you saw what I saw?
Mickey: I know one thing we can do.
Riku: What?
Mickey: We quit smoking, my wife was piss when I smoke at her.
Riku: Good point, Sora is making me quit smokes and make Kairi quit drinking at the same time, lucky jacka$$.
Mickey: you want some.
Riku: Yes.
*Mickey and Riku start smoking and saw Xigbar carrying 25 Keyblades*
Xigbar: I GOT TOO MANY!!!!!!*Ping! 5 MORE keyblades added* WILL THIS ENDS!!!!!!!!!!
* A Month later *
*Axel, Luxord and Naminé has return from their hoilday*
Axel: Finally, we're back...
Naminé: Yes Axel we're back home AND workplace.
Luxord: Odd...Where did everynobody go?
Naminé: There a sign says...
Sign:Due to the flu we have, this world will not be alound to has anybody AND/OR anynobody to live or checking at all for at least ten years from the date 13 Feb 2006 (This is when the flu started).
Signed by Xemnas the King of Nobodies & King Mickey
8&10 (Thinking to themself): WTF HAS HAPPEN?
Axel: WHERE ARE WE GOING TO LIVE FOR TEN YEARS???
Naminé: *sign* We might as well to live with Sora, Kairi and Riku...
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Kairi: Namine I like your new dress
*pop*
*rip*
Namine: Kairi you little bi**ch!
Sora, Rikku, Roxas: Catfight!
Micky&Goofy: Cats!
*Mickey runs away to cower*
*Goffy becomes a mutant dog on a rampage*
Goofy: WHERE ARE THE CATS!
< Very pissed off Mickey >
Mickey: I'm getting sick of when my Keyblade always disapear on its own, I'm going to kill the first Keyblade master I see...*Sora apear*...TIME TO DIE SORA! *As Mickey jump and to strike Sora, his Keyblade just disapear* S#IT! *Mickey missed Sora, landed and fall in a pithole trap* WTF DID THIS TRAP CAME FROM?????
*Elsewhere*
Kairi: WTF SET OF MY TRAP THAT I MADE SO I CAN GET MY LUCKY FROM SORA, AND WTF IS HE ANYWAY????????
*To Sora infact....*
Sora: Pretty...
Naminé: You can put your hands on them if you like.
Sora: Your Boobs are softer than Kairi's.
Naminé: Oh Sora. *Blush*
< Can Keyblade work on card slots? >
Roxas: Axel, why did you put MY PSP in Xenmas' locker?
Axel: Cause Mansex just upgrade his locker and wondering that 'Can your Keyblade unlock' that? *Point to card slot*
Roxas: I don't know, lets try it...*Ready to unlock the lock but...nothing happen* ...Nope...I got an idea *Roxas has summon a BIG ID CARD with a SHEILD HANDER*
Axel: WTF IS THAT????
Roxas: Its a 'KEYSHEILD', its like a Keyblade but works more like a Sheild. *Roxas try unlocking the lock again, its works* Finaly...*Pick up his PSP and walk away*
Axel: ...
*Later, Xemnas' walking to his locker...*
Xemnas: WHO UNLOCK MY LOCKER AND HOW???????????
Axel: Roxas did it, with a 'Keysheild'.
Xemnas: A KEYSHEILD?!? Thats new to me...*goes of plotting of what a Keysheild is*
Fill this one with your imagination
Kairi: Oh, Sora. Yes, yes.
Key blade appears
Kairi: Owwww!!! Sora that hurts...get it out...ahhhhh!!!
< Very pissed of Mickey P2 >Originally Posted by Dragonface
~ A week Later ~
Mickey: *)(* Moron *Riku Apear* DIE PRICK!!! *Mickey jumped to attack Riku but, his Keyblade disapear again* CRAP! *Riku hit Mickey with the Soul Eater* NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo *ping*
Riku: HOME RUN, TAKE THAT YOU USELESS HEARTLESS!!!!
~ As where Mickey's Keyblade gone off to... ~
Xigbar: MY EYE! MY EYE! WHY ROXAS WHY?
Roxas: DUDE, I'm behind you...
Xigbar: If you're behind me then...NAMINÉ!!!!!!GET YOUR F###EN KEYBLADE OUT OF MY EYE OTHERWISE YOU WILL LOSE YOUR'S!!!!!!!
Sephiroth beats the crap outta Sora. Keyblade appears in his hands.
Sora: Wha?
Sephy: BWAHAHAHAH!
Sora: Hey Donald, gimme another keychain.
Donald: Okay.
*Sephy used both the keyblade and the Masamune to beat the second crap outta Sora again, now Sephy has two keyblades*
Sephy: BWAHAHAH!!
Sora: Roxas! Goofy!
Roxas: Roger that!
*Goofy gave Sora another two keyblades, Roxas fused with Sora's body with help from Donald, now SoraRoxas has 4 keyblades*
*Spehiroth puts his Masamune in his mouth, holds both keyblades in hands*
Mickey: Wow! It's Roronoa Zoro(from One Piece) versus a Kangaroo!
Donald and Goofy: WHA?????
SoraRoxas: GIMME ANOTHER TWO KEYBLADES!
*does so*
*SoraRoxas let go of their keyblades, now six keyblades surround Sephiroth, yeah, THAT)
Sora: OMNISLASH VERSION KINGDOM HEARTS!
*omnislash*
Cloud: I'M SUEING YOU FOR COPYRIGHT PURPOSES!
Phoenix Wright: Indeed.
*Kairi and Namine got pissed because Cloud sued Sora*
*pop*
*kills them both*
Moral: Never sue someone whose girlfriend owns a keyblade.
http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/t...hronicles.html
Every KH joke you ever need. LUMO'S!
Seen it, liked it, LOLed it, spread it and I did all that LAST year......
Harry:I'm off to play crickit.
OOC: Wrong place to post that, as this 'Keyblade related' jokes are getting harder to come up with...this will have to do for now...Seen it, liked it, LOLed it, spread it and I did all that LAST year......
Harry:I'm off to play crickit.
< Very pissed of Mickey THREE >
*Another week later*
Mickey: There got to be another way...*Roxas apear out of nowhere* GET READY TO DIE NOBODY *Start to attack Roxas, but before landing a hit...Mickey's Keyblade disapear* OH NO *Roxas summon BOTH of his Keyblades. Use one to spin himself, use the other to whack a mouse* KING MICKEY BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnn....*ping*
Roxas: THAT GOT TO BE THE 100TH TIME NAMINÉ DID THAT TO ME!!!!!!
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